favorite quotes
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ppulliam82 — 21 years ago(March 17, 2005 09:47 PM)
I have to say first that I love this ENTIRE movie but one part that my friends and I are constantly quoting is the part where the Asian family is being interviewed with the adopted American daughter and it goes somethin' like this:
Mom: "Oh that-a Garth Brooksrrrrfff!"
Dad: "Hey what-a he got that-a I don't got?"
Asian daughter: (speaks in native dialect)
Dad: "ENGLISH YOU IDIOT!"
"Excuse much, rude or anything?" - Kristy Swanson (The ORIGINAL Buffy) -
miLE_long_eChO — 21 years ago(April 08, 2005 04:11 PM)
Adam West: Even dubbed computer voice BEAUTIFUL MOUNT ROSE, MINNESOTA. Which one of you will it b
TV switches to Days Of Our Lives
Voice: Like sands through the hour glass, these are the days of our lives.
Gladys: Christ, Iris. You taped your shows over it?
Iris: I'm sorry.
goes over to TV and shuts it off
Hysterical! Absolutely classic. Gotta love this movie.
"But I caught him in the autumn in my garden one night. He was robbing me. Raping me. Rooting through my rootabega, raiding my arugala, and ripping up my rampion (my champion, my favorite)." -The Witch, Into The Woods -
superjaneyjane — 20 years ago(April 09, 2005 07:51 PM)
beep beauty queens blowing chunks everywhere'
'My roomate did Adam West. She said he was so horny'
'Ewww'
(subtitle: Mr. West was unavailable for comment)
'We choose to look at it like the glass is half full - which in the modelling business means WHERE'S MY WAITER?!'
"Look at all the FREAKS!" -
QueenOf80 — 20 years ago(April 25, 2005 06:28 PM)
I have quite a few favs..having seen this movie a million times
"Excuse me Miss Penthouse 98, put your knees together, I could drive I boat show in there!"
"The 'tards pants are completely off!"
"Seesome people would look at this glass as half empty, but in the pagent business that's another word forwhere the hell is my waiter?"
"marcopolo.oh cut it with the marco polo before i rip your fat little heads off"
"Alabamaa-l-a-b-a-m-a" -
fluttergirl84 — 20 years ago(April 28, 2005 05:58 PM)
"The tard's pants are completely off."
"I will if you shut your piehole!"
"Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, she's pregnant!"
"They remade my belly with skin from my butt!"
"If you could be any kind of tree, what would you be?"
"Green?"
"Most fools think they are only ignorant." -Benjamin Franklin -
frenchhornking — 20 years ago(May 30, 2005 07:50 PM)
UmI don't have the entire movie memorized like some of these people, but my favorite lines are:
"Jesus loves winners."
and
"Funny - you don't look deadHa ha!"
"We graduated high school. Howtotallyamazing."
Thora Birch, Ghost World -
Roddenhyzer — 20 years ago(June 04, 2005 05:37 AM)
Part of it has already been mentioned:
Documentary Guy: "F*ing beauty queens blowing chunks everywhere. I've I've never seen anything like that before and I live in LA."
But it's just like some other poster said: The entire movie is a collection of great quotes. -
angel32 — 20 years ago(July 11, 2005 07:28 AM)
Loretta was my absolute favorite.
I got some!
What? Most smartest!
beep beauty queensblowing chunks
Aww beep are we on Cops again?
You stupid little retard!!!
Don't worry, that's just code for 'bring me home a pack o' Lucky's.
Too bad it's not a size 10 like Diane Sawyer'sDiane was a bit hippy back then.