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    Spyder130 — 20 years ago(April 12, 2005 10:56 PM)

    I love the shot where Hank's begging for help, and the subtitle comes up about the documentary crew not interfering with their subjects.
    "Are we on Cops, Harold? Harold, are we on Cops?"

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      QueenOf80 — 20 years ago(April 25, 2005 06:28 PM)

      I have quite a few favs..having seen this movie a million times
      "Excuse me Miss Penthouse 98, put your knees together, I could drive I boat show in there!"
      "The 'tards pants are completely off!"
      "Seesome people would look at this glass as half empty, but in the pagent business that's another word forwhere the hell is my waiter?"
      "marcopolo.oh cut it with the marco polo before i rip your fat little heads off"
      "Alabamaa-l-a-b-a-m-a"

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        filmguy1983 — 20 years ago(April 28, 2005 11:57 AM)

        Amber, did you get my smokes?
        Do you know who I think should win? Who ought to win is Amber. She's the best damned tapper. The most smartest.

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          fluttergirl84 — 20 years ago(April 28, 2005 05:58 PM)

          "The tard's pants are completely off."
          "I will if you shut your piehole!"
          "Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, she's pregnant!"
          "They remade my belly with skin from my butt!"
          "If you could be any kind of tree, what would you be?"
          "Green?"
          "Most fools think they are only ignorant." -Benjamin Franklin

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            sschu14624 — 20 years ago(April 29, 2005 12:53 PM)

            mom said never eat anything that can carry its home with it, who knows the last time its been cleaned.(about the shell fish)

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                frenchhornking — 20 years ago(May 30, 2005 07:50 PM)

                UmI don't have the entire movie memorized like some of these people, but my favorite lines are:
                "Jesus loves winners."
                and
                "Funny - you don't look deadHa ha!"
                "We graduated high school. Howtotallyamazing."
                Thora Birch, Ghost World

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                  littleyellowspider — 20 years ago(May 31, 2005 02:18 AM)

                  i love the
                  this is pretty much how i imagined it choking on swan gas. it was on tv last night and reminded me how funny it is!

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                    youtreatmesobad — 20 years ago(June 03, 2005 06:38 PM)

                    Guess what My favourite quote is.
                    Do you think a nice cool mint would help if I shoved your head up your ass?

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                      sfogviper — 20 years ago(June 03, 2005 09:25 PM)

                      "Noooo Loretta called! There's been AH FIRE!"

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                        Roddenhyzer — 20 years ago(June 04, 2005 05:37 AM)

                        Part of it has already been mentioned:
                        Documentary Guy: "F*ing beauty queens blowing chunks everywhere. I've I've never seen anything like that before and I live in LA."
                        But it's just like some other poster said: The entire movie is a collection of great quotes.

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                          nstrack — 20 years ago(June 11, 2005 01:58 PM)

                          Brett Favre RRRRRRR

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                              BANYC — 20 years ago(July 08, 2005 06:22 AM)

                              Amber: Loretta, don't ever have kids
                              Loretta: Aw, God bless you for thinkin I still could.

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                                angel32 — 20 years ago(July 11, 2005 07:28 AM)

                                Loretta was my absolute favorite.
                                I got some!
                                What? Most smartest!
                                beep beauty queensblowing chunks
                                Aww beep are we on Cops again?
                                You stupid little retard!!!
                                Don't worry, that's just code for 'bring me home a pack o' Lucky's.
                                Too bad it's not a size 10 like Diane Sawyer'sDiane was a bit hippy back then.

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                                  Cognoscenti — 20 years ago(August 07, 2005 09:17 PM)

                                  "What are you all looking at? A town full of losers that's what I'm looking at!"

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                                    jazzym_44 — 20 years ago(August 13, 2005 04:20 AM)

                                    Most of my favourites have already been mentioned, including the "beauty queens blowing chunks" hilarious a few more include:
                                    Gladys: " And can you believe it? They still fit!" (about the pants she sewed)
                                    Loretta: "She had a big ass then, she's got a big ass now!"
                                    Loretta: "Oh, you're cute oh, I see you're married"
                                    Doctumentary maker (talking to Beccy): So, um, Brett just got shot in the head."
                                    Beccy: "Well, huntin's dangerous Anyway my mom got me this "

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                                      rjflynndesign — 20 years ago(August 19, 2005 11:43 AM)

                                      That 's why us leutherins use grape cool aid for the blood of christ

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                                        OckGal — 20 years ago(August 20, 2005 12:15 AM)

                                        "USA is A-OK!"
                                        The rest have all been said, lol! I have most of the Gladys ones on my computer as various computer sounds. The USA one is my AIM buddy sign-off sound and it makes me laugh just thinking about it. 😄
                                        ~Lisa
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                                          shoegal1083 — 20 years ago(August 20, 2005 08:57 PM)

                                          Judge: If you could be any tree in the woods, what would you be?
                                          Leslie: Green?
                                          Lisa: You guys know the retard's pants are open?

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                                            "As You Wish"
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