"She's skinny Amber, not DEAF!"
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arthurmauk — 19 years ago(April 07, 2007 03:17 PM)
Yeah, this film has tons of hilarious quotes. Some of my favourites:
Leslie Miller: [to Lisa when she gives Amber her Jacket] They're never gonna let you perform naked. I asked.
Leslie Miller: OH MY GOD! I DID IT! 2ND runner up. I GOT 2ND PLACE!
Pat: Third.
Leslie Miller: Wha?
Pat: Third place you got third place.
Leslie Miller: Oh.
Lisa Swenson: Guess what, Dad; Peter's gay!
Lisa Swenson's Father: What!
Lisa Swenson: [shouting] GAY!
Loretta: You stop right there. You are a good person. Good things happen to good people.
Amber Atkins: Really?
Loretta: No. It's pure beep sweetie. You're lucky as hell, so you might as well enjoy it.
Amber Atkins: [Running onto the scene of her and her mom's blown up trailer home] Mom? MOM?
Fireman: Whoa, whoa, whoa you family?
Loretta: No, she's just yelling, "Mom, mom," because she has Tourettes! She's Annette's kid beep
Annette Atkins: Who's this?
Amber Atkins: Oh, they're here to see my room and film me for their movie.
Annette Atkins: If they ask you to take your top off, get the money first.
Amber Atkins: This is beep
Iris Clark: That is not American Teen Princess language!
Amber Atkins: Well this isn't an American Teen Princess Pageant! This This This is Nazi Germany!
Gladys Leeman: He sells reproductions! His furniture's as fake as my orgasms! -
sweets0908 — 18 years ago(August 07, 2007 10:15 AM)
My absolute favorite is:
Amber:
"Look, number one rule in a funeral home, never sneek up on the living. You never know who might have a skull saw or an embalming needle in their hands. Mr. Lawson's son learned that the hard way, he's buried next to my grandpa."
Right after the camera crew scares her in the funeral home -
Princess-Leia1 — 18 years ago(August 21, 2007 08:09 AM)
All of these quotes are just hilarious. One part that I don't think many people notice though is back stage during the pageant, when Amber can't find her tap costume. She and Becky get into a fight and Iris pulls her off, among the many things that Amber is yelling at Becky is "I hate her", to which Iris says "I know, we all do."
It just cracks me up, because it shows how everyone knows how corrupt the contest actually is.
"Ready Mike?"
"I was born ready Timmy."
"But are you ready now?" -
migomez1013 — 18 years ago(November 20, 2007 03:29 PM)
Loretta: "You're mom wanted you to have this since your other one got toasted and all!"
Amber: "Oh my God it's just like Diane Sawyer's!"
Loretta: "Yeah!"
Amber: "Except it's not a size 10 Diane was a little hippy back then."
Loretta: "Not our girl!"
Amber: "Oh no!" -
kristiewhite96 — 18 years ago(December 06, 2007 10:39 AM)
Amy Adams- Yea I'm really nervous. It's been about 2 months. I haven't told my boyfriend yet. How did you know?
Camera man- I meant nervous about the pagent.
Amy Adams- Oh! Nervous about the pagent. Yea!
Amy Adams- You can't perform naked, I already asked. -
eXsorbeo — 18 years ago(January 08, 2008 06:43 PM)
The whole scene with Mary lipsyncing while her nurse makes her "dance" around is priceless, amazing
Becky: It smells like gasoline (referring to the swan)
Gladys: Everything in Mexico smells like that!
and the guy clapping and mouthing "good job" after the explosion
I've never seen a movie with so many quotes. Lona Williams, the writer and third pageant judge, should write more, more, more. She has such a gift. -
sisbell19 — 18 years ago(February 08, 2008 02:09 PM)
The creepy pedophile type judge:
No.no.never judged a pagent before (takes a drag of the cigarette).never.been around young girls..i mean, even if i was, why would i wannabe.you know.i mean, i don't get off on that kind of thing..which is really what you're asking right?..somebody say something? -
stevenvanhemmen — 18 years ago(February 24, 2008 07:43 AM)
Competing for the title of Minnesota's Teen Princess was exciting, but I never could've won without my Saint Paul Pork Products
I've been enjoying Saint Paul Pork Products for years. I grew up right next to these stock-yards. It's still the same family run buissiness ran by Walter and Very Polarski started in 1920, when they raised and slaughtered their first pig.
Hmmm, I love Saint Paul Pork Products. In fact, I love 'em so much, I work here now!
(excuse me for the bad grammar:P)
Toilet seat assistance in row number one, thank you! -
Masterblaster98 — 18 years ago(March 19, 2008 08:12 AM)
Gladys Leeman: "The swan ate my baby!!!"
Lester Leeman to his daughter at home: "Don't forget, where this is all coming from!"
Becky Leeman: "Taiwan!"
Lester Leeman: "That is enough, young lady!!!"
Becky Leeman: "I chose Rush mountain, because when you can take an ugly old mountain and put faces of great people on, which made our country super great, makes me, Rebecca Ann Leeman, proud to be an American!"
"Atomic power makes me proud to be an Asian-American!"
Becky Leeman: "You know what, the rumors are true. I do have a special fellow in my life. And if you don't mind I like to sing a song just for him!"
- LET THEM EAT CAKE!!! *