"She's skinny Amber, not DEAF!"
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migomez1013 — 18 years ago(November 20, 2007 03:29 PM)
Loretta: "You're mom wanted you to have this since your other one got toasted and all!"
Amber: "Oh my God it's just like Diane Sawyer's!"
Loretta: "Yeah!"
Amber: "Except it's not a size 10 Diane was a little hippy back then."
Loretta: "Not our girl!"
Amber: "Oh no!" -
kristiewhite96 — 18 years ago(December 06, 2007 10:39 AM)
Amy Adams- Yea I'm really nervous. It's been about 2 months. I haven't told my boyfriend yet. How did you know?
Camera man- I meant nervous about the pagent.
Amy Adams- Oh! Nervous about the pagent. Yea!
Amy Adams- You can't perform naked, I already asked. -
eXsorbeo — 18 years ago(January 08, 2008 06:43 PM)
The whole scene with Mary lipsyncing while her nurse makes her "dance" around is priceless, amazing
Becky: It smells like gasoline (referring to the swan)
Gladys: Everything in Mexico smells like that!
and the guy clapping and mouthing "good job" after the explosion
I've never seen a movie with so many quotes. Lona Williams, the writer and third pageant judge, should write more, more, more. She has such a gift. -
sisbell19 — 18 years ago(February 08, 2008 02:09 PM)
The creepy pedophile type judge:
No.no.never judged a pagent before (takes a drag of the cigarette).never.been around young girls..i mean, even if i was, why would i wannabe.you know.i mean, i don't get off on that kind of thing..which is really what you're asking right?..somebody say something? -
stevenvanhemmen — 18 years ago(February 24, 2008 07:43 AM)
Competing for the title of Minnesota's Teen Princess was exciting, but I never could've won without my Saint Paul Pork Products
I've been enjoying Saint Paul Pork Products for years. I grew up right next to these stock-yards. It's still the same family run buissiness ran by Walter and Very Polarski started in 1920, when they raised and slaughtered their first pig.
Hmmm, I love Saint Paul Pork Products. In fact, I love 'em so much, I work here now!
(excuse me for the bad grammar:P)
Toilet seat assistance in row number one, thank you! -
Masterblaster98 — 18 years ago(March 19, 2008 08:12 AM)
Gladys Leeman: "The swan ate my baby!!!"
Lester Leeman to his daughter at home: "Don't forget, where this is all coming from!"
Becky Leeman: "Taiwan!"
Lester Leeman: "That is enough, young lady!!!"
Becky Leeman: "I chose Rush mountain, because when you can take an ugly old mountain and put faces of great people on, which made our country super great, makes me, Rebecca Ann Leeman, proud to be an American!"
"Atomic power makes me proud to be an Asian-American!"
Becky Leeman: "You know what, the rumors are true. I do have a special fellow in my life. And if you don't mind I like to sing a song just for him!"
- LET THEM EAT CAKE!!! *
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TrueCoconut — 17 years ago(May 04, 2008 05:19 PM)
My favorite line is when Amber's mom is being loaded into the ambulance and Amber turns to the camera and says "Oh everythings ok there just giving her a ride back. She almost flew out of the back of Loretta's pickup on the way here" and Loretta says "Thank God for bungy cords"
Just thinking about it makes me crack up.
The first and most important rule of gun-running is: never get shot with your own merchandise -
beangirl2 — 17 years ago(May 24, 2008 12:02 PM)
"I want a big bag of little donuts."
But my favorite is still when they are showing the news broadcast after the food poisoning incident and Loretta shows up on it after getting it on with the bartender and talks directly to Annette (Amber's mom):
"I got some!!!" -
hitnrun017 — 17 years ago(June 08, 2008 07:16 AM)
My absolute favorite:
(When asked what'd tree she'd be)
Becky Ann Leeman:
One with good strong roots and a community like Mount Rose, a solid Christian trunk, and long, leafy branches to provide shade for handicapped kids on a hot summer day.
"Nobody'll rescue you. That's just life."- Mitsuko Souma ; Battle Royale
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candyshapedratpoison — 17 years ago(April 02, 2009 08:41 PM)
"Come here, Mommy wants to talk to you AND THEN KILL YOU!"
"Mom said if I quit she'd look up my dad and marry him!"
but hands down, best quote:
"I got some!!!"
and sooooo many more
"Life's hard, that's why I love sleeping. It's like temporary suicide, but you wake up refreshed." -
b_stevenhelling — 16 years ago(April 16, 2009 01:34 AM)
this is said a couple of times in the movie and it just cracks me up when they say it! It was said by loretta while she was getting her hair done and it was said by the retard when the brother was being interviewed in front of the hardware store.
loretta: "Oh are we on cops again??"
retard: "Harold, are we on cops again??"
Then I love it when annette is getting drove away in the ambulance after the fire and Amber says: "I'll be right behind you in the hurse" then Loretta says "Don't let that worry you Annette!"
This movie is the best, it is such a genously written black comedy!! -
Fledrmaus — 15 years ago(January 28, 2011 09:33 AM)
I love that too: "..on Cops
again
" giving you some idea of what goes on in this town! And sure enough, the Cops film crew turns up during the ill-fated parade.
Flat, drab passion meanders across the screen!