"She's skinny Amber, not DEAF!"
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beangirl2 — 17 years ago(May 24, 2008 12:02 PM)
"I want a big bag of little donuts."
But my favorite is still when they are showing the news broadcast after the food poisoning incident and Loretta shows up on it after getting it on with the bartender and talks directly to Annette (Amber's mom):
"I got some!!!" -
hitnrun017 — 17 years ago(June 08, 2008 07:16 AM)
My absolute favorite:
(When asked what'd tree she'd be)
Becky Ann Leeman:
One with good strong roots and a community like Mount Rose, a solid Christian trunk, and long, leafy branches to provide shade for handicapped kids on a hot summer day.
"Nobody'll rescue you. That's just life."- Mitsuko Souma ; Battle Royale
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candyshapedratpoison — 17 years ago(April 02, 2009 08:41 PM)
"Come here, Mommy wants to talk to you AND THEN KILL YOU!"
"Mom said if I quit she'd look up my dad and marry him!"
but hands down, best quote:
"I got some!!!"
and sooooo many more
"Life's hard, that's why I love sleeping. It's like temporary suicide, but you wake up refreshed." -
b_stevenhelling — 16 years ago(April 16, 2009 01:34 AM)
this is said a couple of times in the movie and it just cracks me up when they say it! It was said by loretta while she was getting her hair done and it was said by the retard when the brother was being interviewed in front of the hardware store.
loretta: "Oh are we on cops again??"
retard: "Harold, are we on cops again??"
Then I love it when annette is getting drove away in the ambulance after the fire and Amber says: "I'll be right behind you in the hurse" then Loretta says "Don't let that worry you Annette!"
This movie is the best, it is such a genously written black comedy!! -
Fledrmaus — 15 years ago(January 28, 2011 09:33 AM)
I love that too: "..on Cops
again
" giving you some idea of what goes on in this town! And sure enough, the Cops film crew turns up during the ill-fated parade.
Flat, drab passion meanders across the screen! -
kitchen-sink-aesthetic — 16 years ago(May 13, 2009 01:38 PM)
"here comes the judge! here comes the judge!"
"AH! get back! get back you cuddly retard!!"
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
not really a quote but when lisa says "i just fell in love with the big apple last summer when i went to visit my brother peter there. he followed his dream all the way to new york. MHM!" just the way she says it is HILARIOUS.
brittany murphey is hilarious in this movie
Do nothing, eat your chocolates, drink your wine -
Shorty53077 — 16 years ago(May 31, 2009 10:40 PM)
"IM THE JUDGE IM THE JUDGE"
"BACK YOU CUDDLY RETARD"
"GO HANK!"
hank during the interview his expressions were priceless like when he clapped for amber LOL
"i hate her! I hate her"
"i know i know we all do"
"ya know brett just got shot"
"he did? well hunting is dangerous"
"amber you have to go home there is some kind of emergency"
"don't worry thats mom just saying bring home milk and a carton of luckys"
Hey Laser Lips Yo Momma Was A Snow Blower - Johnny 5 -
sajmeister2000 — 15 years ago(November 21, 2010 06:53 AM)
The Japanese couple who adopted Molly Howard!
Dad: We adopt Morry when come to America 3 years ago!
Mum: She arr american girra, our arr american princess!
SPEAK ENGRISH YOU STUPID RITTRE RETARD!!
http://imdb.com/board/10109872/board/nest/54510162 -
neuroticpsyc83 — 14 years ago(March 29, 2012 07:30 AM)
I'm not sure if it was mentioned, but I like the mayor's quote at the beginning.
Mayor: Oh, yeah, sure. Freda, sure. She was the oldest living Lutheran. Now she's dead as a doornail. It's the damn Shriners who won't take down the g@ddamn sign, the lazy sons of bitches. Every yearevery damn year, I tell 'em, "Take down the g@ddamn Freda sign you lazy sons of bitches." -
candyshapedratpoison — 11 years ago(October 25, 2014 11:05 AM)
"I'm quitting the pageant."
"You're WHAT???"
"I'm quitting the-"
"I heard you, I was just trying to scare you into changing your mind!"
"So, do you do any of the embalming?"
"What?! Oh my God, no! I just do the hair and make-up on the deceased."
"The next person who comes in here without a pack of Luckies dies! SHE DIES!"
"You have a super day too!"
And it's not technically a quote, but I love when Gladys introduces Amber at the pageant and just walks away from the microphone in the middle of saying her name because she couldn't care less.
I'd ask you to play House, but you'd be a weird example for our kids. -
andyk69 — 11 years ago(November 23, 2014 04:30 AM)
"Soylent green is PEOPLE!"
all the beauty queens puking all over:
"call an ambulance!" "call an ambulance? call a priest for Christ sake"
"she's skinny Amber, not deaf"
"who are you? who are you? oh Mary you kill me"
"the tards pants are completely off"
"I own my life to that deaf baby"
"she had a big fat ass then , she's got a big fat ass now"
"Atomic Power make me proud to be an asian/american"
"To live in a country where you can take an ugly mountain and put faces on it"
"I hate her I hate her" , "yes I know, we all do"
"oh not so hard sweetheart I heard something snap"
and on a side note, this is the supporting role that should have got an Oscar for
Amy Adams, brilliant!