"She's skinny Amber, not DEAF!"
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Shorty53077 — 16 years ago(May 31, 2009 10:40 PM)
"IM THE JUDGE IM THE JUDGE"
"BACK YOU CUDDLY RETARD"
"GO HANK!"
hank during the interview his expressions were priceless like when he clapped for amber LOL
"i hate her! I hate her"
"i know i know we all do"
"ya know brett just got shot"
"he did? well hunting is dangerous"
"amber you have to go home there is some kind of emergency"
"don't worry thats mom just saying bring home milk and a carton of luckys"
Hey Laser Lips Yo Momma Was A Snow Blower - Johnny 5 -
sajmeister2000 — 15 years ago(November 21, 2010 06:53 AM)
The Japanese couple who adopted Molly Howard!
Dad: We adopt Morry when come to America 3 years ago!
Mum: She arr american girra, our arr american princess!
SPEAK ENGRISH YOU STUPID RITTRE RETARD!!
http://imdb.com/board/10109872/board/nest/54510162 -
neuroticpsyc83 — 14 years ago(March 29, 2012 07:30 AM)
I'm not sure if it was mentioned, but I like the mayor's quote at the beginning.
Mayor: Oh, yeah, sure. Freda, sure. She was the oldest living Lutheran. Now she's dead as a doornail. It's the damn Shriners who won't take down the g@ddamn sign, the lazy sons of bitches. Every yearevery damn year, I tell 'em, "Take down the g@ddamn Freda sign you lazy sons of bitches." -
candyshapedratpoison — 11 years ago(October 25, 2014 11:05 AM)
"I'm quitting the pageant."
"You're WHAT???"
"I'm quitting the-"
"I heard you, I was just trying to scare you into changing your mind!"
"So, do you do any of the embalming?"
"What?! Oh my God, no! I just do the hair and make-up on the deceased."
"The next person who comes in here without a pack of Luckies dies! SHE DIES!"
"You have a super day too!"
And it's not technically a quote, but I love when Gladys introduces Amber at the pageant and just walks away from the microphone in the middle of saying her name because she couldn't care less.
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andyk69 — 11 years ago(November 23, 2014 04:30 AM)
"Soylent green is PEOPLE!"
all the beauty queens puking all over:
"call an ambulance!" "call an ambulance? call a priest for Christ sake"
"she's skinny Amber, not deaf"
"who are you? who are you? oh Mary you kill me"
"the tards pants are completely off"
"I own my life to that deaf baby"
"she had a big fat ass then , she's got a big fat ass now"
"Atomic Power make me proud to be an asian/american"
"To live in a country where you can take an ugly mountain and put faces on it"
"I hate her I hate her" , "yes I know, we all do"
"oh not so hard sweetheart I heard something snap"
and on a side note, this is the supporting role that should have got an Oscar for
Amy Adams, brilliant!
