Matthew T. Dalldorf said...
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Matthew T. Dalldorf — 5 years ago(January 26, 2021 04:28 AM)
The internet can go to hell
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It makes everything impossible and makes my head swell
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Ironically, criticizing the internet seems to be about the only thing I can use it for. -
Matthew T. Dalldorf — 5 years ago(January 27, 2021 04:36 AM)
Oh the internet is great for putzing around, but when you really want to accomplish something it's difficult. The net is the only tool that fights you every step of the way. Can you think of what it would be like if a hammer or a screwdriver required you to thoroughly defeat them in mental combat before you could get anything done?
Trump's orange ass is gonna get kicked
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On democracy's taint he will lick
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Matthew T. Dalldorf — 5 years ago(January 28, 2021 05:18 AM)
Woodyanders said...
Libby Brown goes in super nice and deep
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And is so smooth she'll put you to sleep
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Brown went up too far and got lost
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Then all my cookies I did toss
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Woodyanders — 5 years ago(January 28, 2021 12:13 PM)
Matthew T. Dalldorf said...
Brown went up too far and got lost
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Then all my cookies I did toss
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I know this guy name of Doug
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He gets off on using butt plugs
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You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything. -
Matthew T. Dalldorf — 5 years ago(February 02, 2021 03:56 PM)
Woodyanders said...
I know this guy name of Doug
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He gets off on using butt plugs
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Doug like it to Run Silent and Deep
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While he dreams of Burt Lancaster ****ing him to sleep
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Woodyanders — 5 years ago(February 02, 2021 04:24 PM)
Matthew T. Dalldorf said...
Doug like it to Run Silent and Deep
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While he dreams of Burt Lancaster fucking him to sleep
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For Doug the wild and kinky anal fun never ends
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Because he's always getting cornholed by his friends
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You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything. -
Matthew T. Dalldorf — 5 years ago(February 05, 2021 09:50 PM)
Woodyanders said...
For Doug the wild and kinky anal fun never ends
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Because he's always getting cornholed by his friends
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I just saw a movie called 'Rabbit Test'
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Paul Lynde as a snarky doctor is really the best
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"Nurse, I got sperm on my desk again." -
Woodyanders — 5 years ago(February 06, 2021 02:20 AM)
Matthew T. Dalldorf said...
I just saw a movie called 'Rabbit Test'
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Paul Lynde as a snarky doctor is really the best
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"Nurse, I got sperm on my desk again."
Paul Lynde was always taking the piss
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I love his Halloween special with KISS
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The Paul Lynde Halloween Special is one of the most incredible train wrecks in 70's TV history.
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Matthew T. Dalldorf — 5 years ago(February 06, 2021 04:56 PM)
Woodyanders said...
Paul Lynde was always taking the piss
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I love his Halloween special with KISS
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The Paul Lynde Halloween Special is one of the most incredible train wrecks in 70's TV history.
The Paul Lynde Halloween Special is the most seventies thing I've ever seen
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KISS, Pinky Tuscadero, truckers, the Osminds, Billy Barty and more assaulting the screen
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Woodyanders — 5 years ago(February 06, 2021 05:03 PM)
Matthew T. Dalldorf said...
The Paul Lynde Halloween Special is the most seventies thing I've ever seen
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KISS, Pinky Tuscadero, truckers, the Osminds, Billy Barty and more assaulting the screen
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I know this cocksucker name of Jeff
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The smell of cum is always on his breath
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You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything. -
Matthew T. Dalldorf — 5 years ago(February 09, 2021 10:17 PM)
Woodyanders said...
I know this cocksucker name of Jeff
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The smell of cum is always on his breath
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He's got more fluid than Jeff Beck.
I'm now the author of a book
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You like shameless self-promotion? Have a look:
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Woodyanders — 5 years ago(February 10, 2021 01:02 AM)
Matthew T. Dalldorf said...
He's got more fluid than Jeff Beck.
I'm now the author of a book
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You like shameless self-promotion? Have a look:
https://www.lulu.com/en/us/shop/matthew-dalldorf/dying-is-easy/paperback/product-9wd2mg.html?page=1&pageSize=4
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That's cool that you wrote a book
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I'll definitely have to take a look
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Matthew T. Dalldorf — 5 years ago(February 10, 2021 05:00 PM)
Woodyanders said...
That's cool that you wrote a book
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I'll definitely have to take a look
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Why thank you, Woody. I just bought a copy myself (I figured someone had to)
There's a place for those who don't buy my book and it isn't Devine
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It's full of serial killers, child molesters and women named Caroline
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I figured I'd try a more aggressive ad campaign. -
Woodyanders — 5 years ago(February 11, 2021 02:13 AM)
Matthew T. Dalldorf said...
Why thank you, Woody. I just bought a copy myself (I figured someone had to)
There's a place for those who don't buy my book and it isn't Devine
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It's full of serial killers, child molesters and women named Caroline
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I figured I'd try a more aggressive ad campaign.
I know this horny guy name of Doug
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He's always giving his dick a tug
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You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything. -
Matthew T. Dalldorf — 5 years ago(February 11, 2021 06:04 AM)
Woodyanders said...
I know this horny guy name of Doug
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He's always giving his dick a tug
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I know that guy name of Doug
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He tried to **** his coffee mug
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Woodyanders — 5 years ago(February 11, 2021 12:12 PM)
Matthew T. Dalldorf said...
I know that guy name of Doug
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He tried to fuck his coffee mug
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Another thing about that guy Doug
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He tried to give an elephant a hug
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You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything.