I believe Elvis is not dead

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wanton87 — 6 years ago(July 01, 2019 11:23 PM)

Haven’t seen Elvis lately, but I recently spotted Michael Jackson heading into a K-Mart.
The sign out front said:
“Boy’s underwear, half off”
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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Phaenon — 7 years ago(March 14, 2019 12:44 AM)

Nah
Ding Dong
!

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Phaenon — 7 years ago(March 14, 2019 03:14 PM)

Nah
Ding Dong
!

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Deliciousfeet — 6 years ago(June 30, 2019 07:29 PM)

Totally!

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MovieManCin2 — 6 years ago(July 01, 2019 08:34 AM)

MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

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amyghost — 7 years ago(March 13, 2019 01:05 PM)

Sad to see Bill Bixby doing crap like that. By the way, he's dead too.

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MovieManCin2 — 6 years ago(June 30, 2019 10:47 AM)

I guess he desperately needed a paycheck.
MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

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MissMargoChanning — 7 years ago(March 13, 2019 03:09 PM)

The good news is that he and Bill are together now.
You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
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It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

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DrakeStraw — 7 years ago(March 14, 2019 04:11 AM)

A doctor has me convinced that Elvis died of chronic constipation. When those afflicted sit and strain on the pot to go, they really go! Trying to pass a big turd can really put a strain on your heart.
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† ღ — 6 years ago(June 27, 2019 07:11 PM)

The ticker must have been damaged by his drug abuse, his obesity and starvation diets
He was the epitome of a professional artist. The only concert I can recall where it started exactly on time
Confucius

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— 6 years ago(June 28, 2019 12:14 AM)

Elvis
had a
HUGE SHITTY

POO
that was STUCK inside his colon/rectum for the LAST four, five to six months of HIS life!!!
“Call a SPADE, a SPADE; and a TRANNY, a TRANNY, or an IT!!!”.
"THAT'S SOME BAD
SHIT
,
HARRY
!".

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DrakeStraw — 6 years ago(June 30, 2019 07:12 PM)

Elvis suffered from megacolon as a result of his constipation. His colon was twice as long and twice as wide as normal. Do the math. It could hold
eight
times the volume of SHITTY-POO as normal with no way out. Elvis shunned having a colostomy.
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— 6 years ago(July 01, 2019 05:03 AM)

“Call a SPADE, a SPADE; and a TRANNY, a TRANNY, or an IT!!!”.
"THAT'S SOME BAD
SHIT
,
HARRY
!".

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DrakeStraw — 6 years ago(July 01, 2019 06:01 PM)

It could have been worse. Remember Joe Viterelli? He played Rosemary's father in
Shallow Hal (2001)
. He died in 2004 from a ruptured colon. I'd give you a link, but someone edited out the gory details from his IMDb bio.
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Funny Dude — 6 years ago(July 01, 2019 06:04 PM)

Why are you bumping up Pop's thread? The man was the messiah of IMDb.

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DrakeStraw — 6 years ago(July 01, 2019 06:09 PM)

Why are you bumping up Pop's thread?
Pop has been my frenemy for a long time. He abandoned this and his other threads. Are they really still his?
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Funny Dude — 6 years ago(July 01, 2019 06:10 PM)

The man is a genius and he has the copyright logo.