I believe Elvis is not dead
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DrakeStraw โ 7 years ago(March 14, 2019 04:11 AM)
A doctor has me convinced that Elvis died of chronic constipation. When those afflicted sit and strain on the pot to go, they really go! Trying to pass a big turd can really put a strain on your heart.
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โ 6 years ago(June 28, 2019 12:14 AM)Elvis
had a
HUGE SHITTYPOO
that was STUCK inside his colon/rectum for the LAST four, five to six months of HIS life!!!
โCall a SPADE, a SPADE; and a TRANNY, a TRANNY, or an IT!!!โ.
"THAT'S SOME BAD
SHIT
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HARRY
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DrakeStraw โ 6 years ago(June 30, 2019 07:12 PM)
Elvis suffered from megacolon as a result of his constipation. His colon was twice as long and twice as wide as normal. Do the math. It could hold
eight
times the volume of SHITTY-POO as normal with no way out. Elvis shunned having a colostomy.
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DrakeStraw โ 6 years ago(July 01, 2019 06:01 PM)
It could have been worse. Remember Joe Viterelli? He played Rosemary's father in
Shallow Hal (2001)
. He died in 2004 from a ruptured colon. I'd give you a link, but someone edited out the gory details from his IMDb bio.
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DrakeStraw โ 6 years ago(July 01, 2019 06:09 PM)
Why are you bumping up Pop's thread?
Pop has been my frenemy for a long time. He abandoned this and his other threads. Are they really still his?
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Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 
โ 6 years ago(June 27, 2019 07:11 PM)
โ 6 years ago(July 01, 2019 06:18 PM)
from me. So I grabbed pop-actor