I believe Elvis is not dead
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DrakeStraw — 7 years ago(March 14, 2019 04:11 AM)
A doctor has me convinced that Elvis died of chronic constipation. When those afflicted sit and strain on the pot to go, they really go! Trying to pass a big turd can really put a strain on your heart.
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DrakeStraw — 6 years ago(June 30, 2019 07:12 PM)
Elvis suffered from megacolon as a result of his constipation. His colon was twice as long and twice as wide as normal. Do the math. It could hold
eight
times the volume of SHITTY-POO as normal with no way out. Elvis shunned having a colostomy.
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DrakeStraw — 6 years ago(July 01, 2019 06:01 PM)
It could have been worse. Remember Joe Viterelli? He played Rosemary's father in
Shallow Hal (2001)
. He died in 2004 from a ruptured colon. I'd give you a link, but someone edited out the gory details from his IMDb bio.
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DrakeStraw — 6 years ago(July 01, 2019 06:09 PM)
Why are you bumping up Pop's thread?
Pop has been my frenemy for a long time. He abandoned this and his other threads. Are they really still his?
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Spyro Bandicoot Elsa Anna Olaf — 6 years ago(June 27, 2019 07:07 PM)
Imagine if Elvis was alive when James Cameron’s Avatar came out since he tried to get a copy of Star Wars for his daughter? “Dang Old James Cameron stoke From Pocahontas, FernGully and Dances with Wolves”. Also what would Elvis think of The Force Awakens, The Last Jedi, Solo and Rogue One? Plus Rise of Skywalker?
Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 
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from me. So I grabbed pop-actor