100 things I learned from men in black
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Aumigo05 — 16 years ago(June 02, 2009 07:34 PM)
Since there was No 97 ill post it.
97. If theres a little girl in the middle of a pit of aliens, that looks way too young for physics books, put a bullet in her skull
Ok, now continuing from 94 on down
94. If Light refracts from Venus onto some swamp gas, it can pack a hell of a punch.
93. Dogs that can talk generally won't cooperate until you shake them a little.
92. If a flying saucer lands on your truck don't go to inspect it.
91. Stolen Rolexes are still pretty important after you find out that aliens are living on the planet with you. -
Name_Theft_Victim — 16 years ago(September 13, 2009 08:10 PM)
- It can take several hours for the MiB to translate a one sentence Arquillian message.
- A twenty foot long bug and fit into a man sized Edgar suit.
- There are rednecks in New York.
- You don't need to call the police at all when someone threatens you with a shotgun. All you have to do is show them you have a revolver of your own.
- Robotic vessels like to eat pierogi.
- Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches are quite common in New York.
- Squid is a gender.
- Bugs should chew their food.
Quit answering my sig.
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FeistyCadavr — 16 years ago(December 05, 2009 08:24 PM)
- Sylvester Stallone and other celebs are actually aliens
- An MIB agent has his identity destroyed and fingerprints removed
- A pet cats collar is a safe place to hide a galaxy
- Aliens reproduce the same as humans as long as they control a human body
- Bug Aliens crave sugar water.
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The_Sandlot_Kidz — 16 years ago(November 15, 2009 05:28 PM)
There is always an arqullian battleship attepmpting to destroy life on this miserable little planet. The only we way we get on with our happy little lives is that we DO NOT KNOW ABOUT IT
You Play Ball Like A GIRL!=Hams,The Sandlot -
johnnylover7 — 16 years ago(January 03, 2010 12:51 AM)
shoot, forgot what number we're on. oh well
#: it just be rainin black people in new york!
#: if all else fails, give a black agent the last name of "white" when creating a false identity
tigers love pepper, they hate cinnamon -
Asianegro — 15 years ago(April 09, 2010 12:48 AM)
#60 was skipped.
60. It's worth it, if you're tough enough.
58. A bouncy ball cause the 1977 New York blackout.
57. MiB only looks for the best of the best of the best.
56. "MiB Special Services" is a department dedicated only to dressing the agents.
55. Edgar suits are cheap and only last about a week.
