100 things I learned from men in black

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Name_Theft_Victim — 16 years ago(September 13, 2009 08:10 PM)

87. It can take several hours for the MiB to translate a one sentence Arquillian message.
88. A twenty foot long bug and fit into a man sized Edgar suit.
89. There are rednecks in New York.
90. You don't need to call the police at all when someone threatens you with a shotgun. All you have to do is show them you have a revolver of your own.
91. Robotic vessels like to eat pierogi.
92. Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches are quite common in New York.
93. Squid is a gender.
94. Bugs should chew their food.
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Fricktator — 16 years ago(October 10, 2009 03:31 PM)

79. In an organization to protect all of earth from aliens you only need 26 agents, agents A-Z.
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Miz072 — 16 years ago(December 01, 2009 02:40 AM)

71. You can shoot little girls and disagree with authority at every turn and they'll still give you the job.

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FeistyCadavr — 16 years ago(December 05, 2009 08:24 PM)

70. Sylvester Stallone and other celebs are actually aliens
71. An MIB agent has his identity destroyed and fingerprints removed
72. A pet cats collar is a safe place to hide a galaxy
73. Aliens reproduce the same as humans as long as they control a human body
74. Bug Aliens crave sugar water.

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ankitjain00 — 16 years ago(January 12, 2010 10:50 AM)

65. Agents get more info from Sunday Tabloids than they get from newspapers
66. If a woman acts like a drunk prom date, there's a bug holding her at gunpoint
67. There is no clean, un-messy way to kill a bug

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marque911 — 15 years ago(May 28, 2010 08:45 AM)

"moarge" Very creative.

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The_Sandlot_Kidz — 16 years ago(November 15, 2009 05:28 PM)

There is always an arqullian battleship attepmpting to destroy life on this miserable little planet. The only we way we get on with our happy little lives is that we DO NOT KNOW ABOUT IT
You Play Ball Like A GIRL!=Hams,The Sandlot

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johnnylover7 — 16 years ago(January 03, 2010 12:51 AM)

shoot, forgot what number we're on. oh well
#: it just be rainin black people in new york!
#: if all else fails, give a black agent the last name of "white" when creating a false identity
tigers love pepper, they hate cinnamon

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SunNumberOne — 16 years ago(January 19, 2010 04:40 AM)

59. This cat is a witnessin a murder case
    Mr. Pink: You shoot anybody?
    Mr. White: A few cops.
    Mr. Pink: No real people?

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Asianegro — 15 years ago(April 09, 2010 12:48 AM)

#60 was skipped.
60. It's worth it, if you're tough enough.
58. A bouncy ball cause the 1977 New York blackout.
57. MiB only looks for the best of the best of the best.
56. "MiB Special Services" is a department dedicated only to dressing the agents.
55. Edgar suits are cheap and only last about a week.

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dayman792 — 15 years ago(July 04, 2010 04:26 PM)

54. Earth and the galaxy we live in is actually a marble that an alien uses for to play with.

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hockeyplaya05 — 16 years ago(March 03, 2010 09:37 PM)

I didnt learn anything. I just remember this bright flash and cant remember a dang thing since

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Black_Dumbledore — 16 years ago(March 07, 2010 08:46 PM)

L
L Best one in thread. We should end it with that
And you thought white Dumbledore had style

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marque911 — 15 years ago(May 28, 2010 08:43 AM)

One thing I learned from reading your post : neither of your brain cells know the difference between YOUR & YOU'RE.

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marque911 — 15 years ago(June 02, 2010 06:30 AM)

I learned that the coloured guy is really annoying.

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McQueen1980 — 15 years ago(July 27, 2010 02:40 PM)

it was made before 9/11
"He's in town with a few days to kill"

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Greatgourdini — 15 years ago(September 11, 2010 02:18 PM)

50. That old chestnut about only being able to survive for four minutes without oxygen without suffering brain damage? Total fiction! We know this because Agent Kay was in the gullet of an interstellar cockroach retrieving his gun for at least that long before he shot his way out, and he suffered no brain damage whatsoever.

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a9447363 — 15 years ago(September 23, 2010 02:36 AM)

49. Elite soldiers will make faces like little girls.

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penguinjpenguin — 15 years ago(October 05, 2010 08:06 AM)

for those who learned what orions belt is from watching men in black
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