100 things I learned from men in black
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FeistyCadavr — 16 years ago(December 05, 2009 08:24 PM)
- Sylvester Stallone and other celebs are actually aliens
- An MIB agent has his identity destroyed and fingerprints removed
- A pet cats collar is a safe place to hide a galaxy
- Aliens reproduce the same as humans as long as they control a human body
- Bug Aliens crave sugar water.
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The_Sandlot_Kidz — 16 years ago(November 15, 2009 05:28 PM)
There is always an arqullian battleship attepmpting to destroy life on this miserable little planet. The only we way we get on with our happy little lives is that we DO NOT KNOW ABOUT IT
You Play Ball Like A GIRL!=Hams,The Sandlot -
johnnylover7 — 16 years ago(January 03, 2010 12:51 AM)
shoot, forgot what number we're on. oh well
#: it just be rainin black people in new york!
#: if all else fails, give a black agent the last name of "white" when creating a false identity
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Asianegro — 15 years ago(April 09, 2010 12:48 AM)
#60 was skipped.
60. It's worth it, if you're tough enough.
58. A bouncy ball cause the 1977 New York blackout.
57. MiB only looks for the best of the best of the best.
56. "MiB Special Services" is a department dedicated only to dressing the agents.
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Greatgourdini — 15 years ago(September 11, 2010 02:18 PM)
- That old chestnut about only being able to survive for four minutes without oxygen without suffering brain damage? Total fiction! We know this because Agent Kay was in the gullet of an interstellar cockroach retrieving his gun for at least that long before he shot his way out, and he suffered no brain damage whatsoever.
- That old chestnut about only being able to survive for four minutes without oxygen without suffering brain damage? Total fiction! We know this because Agent Kay was in the gullet of an interstellar cockroach retrieving his gun for at least that long before he shot his way out, and he suffered no brain damage whatsoever.
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penguinjpenguin — 15 years ago(October 05, 2010 08:06 AM)
for those who learned what orions belt is from watching men in black
http://www.facebook.com/?ref=logo#!/pages/I-know-what-Orions-Belt-is-from-watching-Men-In-Black/131597830221263?ref=ts -
suburbannightmare — 15 years ago(January 21, 2011 09:20 AM)
- There is such a thing called a "Weird Sh!t-O-Meter".
- We are NOT hosting an intergalactic 'Kegger' down here.
- Human thought is looked upon as an infectious disease.
- Rodman's appearance is not much of a disguise.
- K brought that tall man some flowers.
"I've SEEN things you people wouldn't believe."
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mariano_yuba — 15 years ago(February 23, 2011 07:31 PM)
- Long lost lovers know right when youre looking at them on your PC, and will look up to let you know they think about you too.
- Beatrice needs to hire a decorator cuzDAMN.
- Final Jeopardy asks about alien color traces.
- Morgue workers are lucky they even remember their college classes.
- Severed organs are not a problem, at least theyre okwherever they are.
- Space bugs eat beep
- That little but there maybe WAS Edgars auntie.
- If J tells you to get off of his face fore something bad happens to ya, you might wanna do it.
- Catch an alien for the MiB and theyll do all your paperwork back at your job.
- An apology to Tiffany wouldnt have hurt.
- Human chicks have a really god ZAPOAAATA.
- If you take Zs smokes and coffee, at least stick around when beep hits the fan.
- Dont "Sir" K.
