100 things I learned from men in black
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Asianegro — 15 years ago(April 09, 2010 12:48 AM)
#60 was skipped.
60. It's worth it, if you're tough enough.
58. A bouncy ball cause the 1977 New York blackout.
57. MiB only looks for the best of the best of the best.
56. "MiB Special Services" is a department dedicated only to dressing the agents.
55. Edgar suits are cheap and only last about a week. -
Greatgourdini — 15 years ago(September 11, 2010 02:18 PM)
- That old chestnut about only being able to survive for four minutes without oxygen without suffering brain damage? Total fiction! We know this because Agent Kay was in the gullet of an interstellar cockroach retrieving his gun for at least that long before he shot his way out, and he suffered no brain damage whatsoever.
- That old chestnut about only being able to survive for four minutes without oxygen without suffering brain damage? Total fiction! We know this because Agent Kay was in the gullet of an interstellar cockroach retrieving his gun for at least that long before he shot his way out, and he suffered no brain damage whatsoever.
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penguinjpenguin — 15 years ago(October 05, 2010 08:06 AM)
for those who learned what orions belt is from watching men in black
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suburbannightmare — 15 years ago(January 21, 2011 09:20 AM)
- There is such a thing called a "Weird Sh!t-O-Meter".
- We are NOT hosting an intergalactic 'Kegger' down here.
- Human thought is looked upon as an infectious disease.
- Rodman's appearance is not much of a disguise.
- K brought that tall man some flowers.
"I've SEEN things you people wouldn't believe."
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mariano_yuba — 15 years ago(February 23, 2011 07:31 PM)
- Long lost lovers know right when youre looking at them on your PC, and will look up to let you know they think about you too.
- Beatrice needs to hire a decorator cuzDAMN.
- Final Jeopardy asks about alien color traces.
- Morgue workers are lucky they even remember their college classes.
- Severed organs are not a problem, at least theyre okwherever they are.
- Space bugs eat beep
- That little but there maybe WAS Edgars auntie.
- If J tells you to get off of his face fore something bad happens to ya, you might wanna do it.
- Catch an alien for the MiB and theyll do all your paperwork back at your job.
- An apology to Tiffany wouldnt have hurt.
- Human chicks have a really god ZAPOAAATA.
- If you take Zs smokes and coffee, at least stick around when beep hits the fan.
- Dont "Sir" K.
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MsSuniDaze — 15 years ago(February 26, 2011 01:22 AM)
- The only thing that pulls its weight around here is Edgar's my goddamn truck!
- Not all New York cabbies are aliens.
- Getting your head blown off stings a little.
- Kay really loves his gun.
- Jay is half a man.
- People will always comply with a stranger when they are told to look at a strange flashing device. Even after that person puts sunglasses on before using it.
- A person is smart, but people are dumb, panicky dangerous animals.
- America is focusing on the wrong illegal aliens.
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FiletMignonMediumRare — 14 years ago(March 14, 2012 06:02 AM)
- Jay's skills are worth precisely, dick.
- Keep good posture and remain stone when an alien craft crash lands directly toward you after you shoot it down with a plasma rifle before it attempts to exit the atmosphere.
- Jay can chase down cephalapoids on foot.
- When a cephalapoid runs up the side of a multi-story building, don't call for back-up, just spend 2-3 minutes sprinting up a spiral staircase structure in order to get to the roof to confront said cephalapoid.
- Aliens get twenty diamonds or so as travel gifts for their kids.
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AnonymousJones — 11 years ago(May 20, 2014 01:03 AM)
- Agent J has to drive. It's not just that he's on some macho trip or anything like that, that's just the way he gets down.
- When the bug kicked Agent J, it hurt.
- CAT scans are a part of MIB's company policy.
- There's only one way off of this planet, baby! And that's through Agent J!
- There's some next level s**t going on in MIB and Jay was with that.
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