Is this some sort of widow spider?

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/.ㅤ — 6 months ago(September 17, 2025 01:14 AM)

That's called a Cholly. Cholly Kirk.
My password is password.

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/.ㅤ — 6 months ago(September 17, 2025 01:16 AM)

My password is password.

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BOOMSHIT — 6 months ago(September 17, 2025 01:19 AM)

take a better picture and upload it to this tool
https://insect-identifier.netlify.app/spiderIdentifier
jestergooning

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-- wot -- — 6 months ago(September 17, 2025 01:21 AM)

mate I
done yeeted
it off my property, it's yeeted has been done. I doubt it will be happy to see me again, let alone pose for a selfie.

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Chicxulub — 6 months ago(September 17, 2025 01:21 AM)

Did you roll a couple of fatties with those Zig-Zags after?

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-- wot -- — 6 months ago(September 17, 2025 01:22 AM)

I put that there for size reference as it was the closest thing to me that did not make me look gay.

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Chicxulub — 6 months ago(September 17, 2025 05:18 AM)

Was the only other thing within reach a Sam Smith CD?

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-- wot -- — 6 months ago(September 17, 2025 12:22 PM)

It was not the CD itself but the fact that it was covered with my own seminal fluid.

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‎ /.ㅤ — 6 months ago(September 17, 2025 01:29 AM)

no, but you should ask aph just to be sure.

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NZer — 6 months ago(September 17, 2025 02:22 AM)

I'm pretty sure it's a common house spider and thank you for not killing it.

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-- wot -- — 6 months ago(September 17, 2025 05:00 AM)

I went outside tracked it down and finished it off, never thank a d1cknose prematurely.

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NZer — 6 months ago(September 17, 2025 05:03 AM)

I don't believe you.

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-- wot -- — 6 months ago(September 17, 2025 12:23 PM)

But I do, I do have a d1cknose

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JustinCase — 6 months ago(September 17, 2025 06:07 AM)

You should be happy to know that I catch and release spiders in a big round shaped container which makes it easy to do for the process.
Funny thing is I start out catching 3-5 in a basement room and think that is going to be it.
Nope.
After looking to notice I usually end up with a dozen plus and this goes on every time.
I think I finally catch up but where do they all come from?
How you die does not redeem how you lived. - A black pastor on the life and death of Charlie Kirk

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NZer — 6 months ago(September 17, 2025 06:20 AM)

Good for you! There's something very attractive about your basement!

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JustinCase — 6 months ago(September 17, 2025 06:33 AM)

Thanx!
And not just spiders but any other visitors who drop in.
You have a point since there are three rooms and this one is the brightest with the biggest window down there and that's mostly where they congregate.
How you die does not redeem how you lived. - A black pastor on the life and death of Charlie Kirk

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Aph the cat whisperer — 6 months ago(September 17, 2025 05:05 AM)

I think it's just a female house spider but it does look a bit weird bc we're used to seeing males all the time.
My imaginary daughter said to google to see if it's a false widow

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$5GJ's — 6 months ago(September 17, 2025 05:06 AM)

Green rizlas.

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Aph the cat whisperer — 6 months ago(September 17, 2025 05:07 AM)

They're zigzags ya blind bastard

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Madotsuki_the-Dreamer — 6 months ago(September 17, 2025 05:16 AM)

Your fake daughter is a retard, tell her that next time you’re alone in the house.