Stoned a crab at the seaside. My dad smacked me for it.

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Bobby Tomlinson — 10 months ago(May 27, 2025 05:55 PM)

That was very cruel, Benny. I once said a naughty word and my Denmother punished me by not letting me have any rice pudding.
WEE WILLY WILLY FIND ALL THE WAY HOME!

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BennyMuso82 — 10 months ago(May 27, 2025 06:00 PM)

In my defence I was only five.
Chopper: I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture

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Chicxulub — 10 months ago(May 27, 2025 05:55 PM)

Sir, I am unaware of any such activity or operation - nor would I be disposed to discuss such an operation if it did in
fact exist…sir.

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BennyMuso82 — 10 months ago(May 27, 2025 06:01 PM)

I didn't think the CIA employed toddler's.
Chopper: I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture

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MovieManCin2 — 10 months ago(May 28, 2025 03:55 AM)

The straight CIA line.
MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

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azn_2 — 10 months ago(May 27, 2025 06:15 PM)

I made wheit nerdy kids like you cry just like I do today.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Race,_Evolution,_and_Behavior

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BennyMuso82 — 10 months ago(May 27, 2025 06:19 PM)

I thought you were white.
Chopper: I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture

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Masher — 10 months ago(May 27, 2025 09:48 PM)

She’s pink on the inside,

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MovieManCin2 — 10 months ago(May 28, 2025 03:56 AM)

MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

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soapbox original gangster — 10 months ago(May 27, 2025 09:46 PM)

shoplifted, vandalism, fires

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BennyMuso82 — 10 months ago(May 27, 2025 11:07 PM)

All good fun.
Chopper: I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture

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NZer — 10 months ago(May 27, 2025 09:49 PM)

Knock on doors and run away.

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BennyMuso82 — 10 months ago(May 27, 2025 11:08 PM)

We call that knocka door run here and we got caught and marched home for a telling off.
Chopper: I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture

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NZer — 10 months ago(May 27, 2025 11:14 PM)

Me too!

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BennyMuso82 — 10 months ago(May 27, 2025 11:17 PM)

This happened last week.
Chopper: I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture

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NZer — 10 months ago(May 28, 2025 01:14 AM)

You win that round!

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Hepocles — 10 months ago(May 28, 2025 01:16 AM)

I was barely seventeen, and I once killed a boy with a Fender guitar
Alba gu bràth

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Chicxulub — 10 months ago(May 28, 2025 03:32 AM)

Did it have a rosewood fretboard or maple?

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Corwin — 10 months ago(May 28, 2025 03:28 AM)

Pressed the red emergency button at the top of an escalator in a big department store.
It stopped. The people on it lurched forward. An old man who caught me doing it laughed.

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/.ㅤ — 10 months ago(May 28, 2025 06:38 AM)

You're officially Canada's biggest criminal.
My password is password.