Disney should be the one to produce a remake of "The Wizard of Oz."
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️ Christina 1986-05-20 
— 4 years ago(March 31, 2022 12:29 AM)Cast an ^improved^ lead, maybe more physically active. There are a lot of hopeful blondes out there in their 30s.
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WarrenPeace — 4 years ago(April 03, 2022 05:42 PM)
"It would be a ****ing woke hot mess!"
It sure as hell would be.
For starters the farm hands would have to be changed to accountants or bankers or lawyers so they can have respectable jobs for blacks and asians.
Can't have anything that is going to look like slavery.
Dorothy is going to be a tranny of color.
And the munchkins are all going to be normal size since now it is wrong to hire midgets for large ensembles.
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MovieManCin2 — 4 years ago(April 04, 2022 04:56 AM)
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Sadly, yes. And they
definitely
couldn't feature the
"horse of a different color"!
And don't get me started on how they would change the
Wicked Witch of the West!
MAGA! FAFO!
Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder. 
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DrakeStraw — 4 years ago(April 04, 2022 02:26 PM)
…I don’t want a remake
I still have my 60th Anniversary DVD. I'd break it out and watch it again before I'd see a remake made today.
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I love hutch — 4 years ago(April 03, 2022 05:22 AM)
I NEVER know what to make out of ANY of your posts.
If it were not for Judy Garland's transcendent vulnerability and innocence, nobody would be talking about this film.
"The Wizard of Oz" IS Judy Garland. Perhaps no other film owes their identity to a single element as "The Wizard of Oz" does to Judy Garland.
This is a big statement, but imo, TWOZ is probably the most recognizable film in the history of cinema.
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ToastedCheese — 4 years ago(April 03, 2022 01:37 PM)
"The Wizard of Oz" IS Judy Garland. Perhaps no other film owes their identity to a single element as "The Wizard of Oz" does to Judy Garland.
Exactly so!
I NEVER know what to make out of ANY of your posts.
Christina doesn't comprehend context, she is so in the moment of what is going on in her wild mind at the time she has a thought, it just comes out as it does without deliberation or discernment.
I'd say she is just asking for a remake that is relatable to her as she perceives it now and she loves musicals.
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I love hutch — 4 years ago(April 03, 2022 09:19 PM)
Thanks for explaining that to me. I'll be more mindful.
Well, if Christina wants up to date and relatable, I'd say no girl needs the Wizard of Oz and all its accessories more than this poor, lost soul.
Plus you'd get the PC crowd for back up….
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