things that you hate seeing in porn movies

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Agent__Smith — 22 years ago(April 23, 2003 11:39 AM)

Well, I hope that comment of mine doesn't get my "he-man, bad-boy" club membership revoked
I know what the theory is behind it (ummm.so to speak, sorry) but I can think of many otherahemmore "exciting" ways to do the "dirty." (I'm really sorry - I can't get away from these double-entenders
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I dunno - it just seems a little too dirty (if there is such a thing). Maybe that's the appeal
Butt, (sorry) thanks for being a good sport about it!
"I am Jack's complete lack of surprise."

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a_sithlord — 22 years ago(April 25, 2003 03:52 PM)

I prefer the girls to wear high heeled shoes or boots
It adds something kinky to the movie
One ring to bring them all,
and in the darkness bind them

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MikeF-6 — 23 years ago(March 11, 2003 05:22 PM)

I am a fan of classic porn, that is, from about 1970 to 1985. Since that time there have been two major developments that have continued to grow until they are totally pervasive to the point where new Adult movies have become totally unwatchable for me. Those two things are artificially inflated tits and anal intercourse. Anal has always had a small role in if I may indulge in an oxymoron mainstream pornography. If a movie had one scene of anal, I could avert my eyes or fast forward. But today, virtually every sex scene includes it, usually just preceding the money shot. And how much bad can I say about a set of huge, solid, unmoving, siliconed or salined inflaties. Horrible. Oh, for an Annette Haven, an Abigail Clayton, a Nikki Charm, an Amber Hunt, a Renee Bond, a Dorothy LeMay, or, if you like them well-endowed, Kay Parker, Brooke West, or Lisa De Leeuw.
As for minor irritations that span the decades, whats up with all these women having sex with their shoes on?
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chris-1191 — 23 years ago(March 13, 2003 11:49 PM)

Anal turn me right off.I always fast foward any arse-action,it's just not right in my opinion.And big fake breasts are a turn off too.

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mr_purple — 23 years ago(March 16, 2003 02:43 PM)

I like the new GONZO type films.
I hate when the throw a shemale in there and it's not disclsed on the box
1 chick with multiple slongs in her mouth
RON JERMY

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Hermit C-2 — 23 years ago(March 17, 2003 04:35 AM)

Ok, I concede some points. I like natural breasts the best too, and some tit jobs are not very good. And you can OD on anal sex, especially in the "anal decade" of the 1990's and beyond.
But c'mon! Saying you don't like big (augmented) boobs and don't like anal sex is like saying you don't like porn as far as I'm concerned! It's like saying you like rock & roll but don't like the Beatles and the Rolling Stones!

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CULTEGUY — 23 years ago(March 22, 2003 01:05 AM)

Or fat lady's Outside of that, I like it all
William E Stewart

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a_sithlord — 22 years ago(May 06, 2003 04:31 AM)

Old ladies arent that bad (40-50) I once did it with a woman who was 42 at the time (i was 25 then)
They can be very Sexy!!
One ring to bring them all,
and in the darkness bind them

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ajji-2 — 23 years ago(April 05, 2003 01:44 PM)

a woman's belly, ass, boobs, or anywhere other than her mouth/lips. of course, i'd prefer 'em to shoot off inside her (front or back), but that seems to have long gone out of fashion
i also don't much care for the obligatory lez scene in most contemporary films, unless the girls are joined by a man (or 2) later on.
and ABSOLUTELY no S&M/Bondage/Fetish/other weird sh*t for me. anal is about as 'kinky' as i like it.
"jeezwhat kinda childhood did
you
have?"
"short"

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Jenesis — 23 years ago(April 09, 2003 09:11 PM)

Gape. Ick.
"Stories and plots" almost goes without saying. The intro interviews in most gonzo films are more tolerable, but still get fast-forwarded most of the time.
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Bronze — 22 years ago(April 20, 2003 05:12 PM)

I hate seeing any nation's flag being used. I think it just completely crosses the line and is disrespectful.

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CULTEGUY — 22 years ago(April 27, 2003 02:13 PM)

Do you mean at the beginning when they have that old Seventies porn actress give a little speech. Actually, I think in that case it's just the opposite. I mean, when I first read your post I thought you'd seen some odd scene involving the flag. What they have at the beginning of porn tapes, in regards to Freedom of Speeck was done so as a result of some legal battles the industry had (mostly brought on by feminists who claimed falsly that women were being forced into sex,) as well as some safe sex issues.
William E Stewart

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CULTEGUY — 22 years ago(April 24, 2003 11:20 AM)

William E Stewart

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RoboSlater — 22 years ago(May 05, 2003 01:11 AM)

1. Fake breasts
2. Surgical scars on tummies of actresses
3. The knowledge that 40% of the actors/actresses have a disease (normally chlamydia).
4. Camera shots of the male actor's facial reactions
5. Two actresses transferring white substance between them
6. Dwarves
7. Surgical scars under breasts
8. "Silicone stretch" marks on boobs when they're hanging towards the floor.
9. Underlighting
10. Bad editing. Driving to a destination (5 minutes), parking the car and getting out (1 minute), walking to the place where sex will occur (3 minutes).
11. Stretching an actual two-minute sex scene into a thirty-minute one by editing the sex scene so it plays over and over again and again, as if it was one continuous long sex romp. This is the worse.

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a_sithlord — 22 years ago(May 06, 2003 04:33 AM)

I Actually enjoy seeing Two or more actresses transferring white substance between them. Those so called Bukkake movies are Fantastic!!!!
One ring to bring them all,
and in the darkness bind them

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Demarates — 22 years ago(December 23, 2003 01:27 AM)

1 and 5 I can live with, 3 I couldn't care less about. The others are dead on.
Beerschot is de ploeg van't Stad

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Xander77 — 22 years ago(May 15, 2003 08:36 AM)

Silicon stretch marks on boobs hanging towards the floor - thanks for reminding me.
Any kind of bodily fluids even spitting to wet things up is icky
Old, TOO young, fat, ugly.

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BlackenedDove — 22 years ago(July 29, 2003 11:55 PM)

I enjoy the "storylines" and "plotlines" in porno films. For example
INT. - HOUSE - KITCHEN
BECKY is making a SALAD.
Knock on DOOR
BECKY heads to the DOOR. She is totally NAKED.
BECKY opens the DOOR
EXT. - HOUSE - PATIO
A MAN wearing a UNIFORM is standing in front of the DOORWAY. He has a MOUSTACHE.
BECKY let's the mysterious MAN into her HOME
INT. - HOUSE - LIVING ROOM
The mysterious MAN walks around. BECKY is still NAKED.
MAN
I understand you called for me.
BECKY
Yes. By the way what's your name?
MAN
Mr. Pumpsalot
BECKY
Hello, Mr. Pumpsalot
MR. PUMPSALOT
What seems to be the problem?
BECKY
My freezer isn't working.
MR. PUMPSALOT
Let's have sex.
BECKY
Ok.
They have SEX for a long time.
After the SEX the freezer starts to work
Moral of story SEX can fix BROKEN freezers.
This post is dedicated to the good f
uckers and those who want to be good f
uckers!

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delphiaa — 22 years ago(September 29, 2003 02:43 PM)

I am not a fan of "back door" action.
Wrestling with Shadows

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Ritz-zn — 21 years ago(July 17, 2004 07:25 AM)

Pron is porn, come on what the hell is wrong with you guys! It's all about trying new things in different ways!! Anal, beep, shoes, no shoes, standing up, sitting down, who gives a flying beep, it's still porn in my books!
RITZ