fave lines?
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doctorzero99 — 20 years ago(October 06, 2005 02:48 AM)
No doubt about my favourite line when Michael has just rescued Ann from the oven:
Michael: Count to ten
Ann: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.. 10
Michael: (to Dolores, in absolute fury) You.. You cooked her nines! -
LaymoniteGB84 — 20 years ago(October 27, 2005 04:20 AM)
After David Warner has explained that he can transplant the brain into a body, but she'll spend her life blowing rasberries and clapping, Steve Martin says "I know her, she'll hate that."
I love that, like you need to know someone intimately to know they'll hate spending their life like that.
Also
"Damn your drunk tests are hard."
"Yes, yes, kill, kill."
"Are you out of your head?" -
Passport-To-Pimlico — 20 years ago(December 07, 2005 03:02 AM)
Another vote for
"Into the mud, scum queen"
(WHY is that so funny?)
And I've always like Dolores' sultry macarbe delivery of:
"I get so excited when you get angry. It makes me feel so much closer to the reading of the will.
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"They're making a new film of Moses.It's not finished,but the baby looks great in the rushes" -
thruttle — 20 years ago(January 10, 2006 03:21 PM)
[Dr. Hfuhruhurr, in the middle of a marital spat, grabs an expensive vase to throw.]
Dr. Hfuhruhurr: Our marriage lies broken on the floor, like the shards of glass on our honeymoon suite!
[He slams the vase to the ground, but it bounces back up into his hands.]
Dr. Hfuhruhurr: Ahhh! Oh-ho! 19th-Century Indian rubber vase, eh?! -
ronnieronb — 19 years ago(June 13, 2006 05:31 PM)
Little Girl - SOUNDS LIKE A SUBDURAL HEMATOMA TO ME.
Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr - OH, IT DOES, DOES IT? WELL, IT'S NOT YOUR JOB TO DIAGNOSE.
Little Girl - BUT I THOUGHT
Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr - YOU THOUGHT! YOU THOUGHT! JUST GO! YEARS OF NURSERY SCHOOL,AND YOU THINK YOU KNOW IT ALL.
This scene cracks me up everytime.
I will not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
I will face my fear.
I will let it pass through me. -
Madgett — 19 years ago(June 15, 2006 03:57 AM)
This film is an absolute gem.
One scene that makes me weep with laughter is near the start:
"Doctor, I know you were very shaken by the tragic death of your wife"
"I couldn't talk about it for a long while, but time passes, and I can handle it now. Her name was Rebec..why?! why?! why?! why?! why?!" -
RIPBelushi — 19 years ago(June 18, 2006 09:23 PM)
its not necessariy a line but that whole scene when she's about to have sex with Dr. Hfuhruhurr and he has that boner. that is seriously one of the best boner jokes I've ever seen on film.
A tribute to John I made -
delt_ — 19 years ago(June 21, 2006 09:53 PM)
"She just doesn't have enough. vavoom."
(looks at him like he's a complete idiot) "But sir, she's dead!"
"Damn your drunk tests are hard!"
"Waiiiit a minute she's not drunk, she's dead!"
"Dead?!?? Oh my god, i better get her to a cemetery right away!!" (steps on it)
"The operation seems to be a success! but the doctor died." -
mrabago318 — 19 years ago(August 21, 2006 08:13 PM)
In the course of my 33yrs I personaly have performed about half a dozen "citizen divorce's". Up to and including all neccessary hand circles/forward step and dual pointing.unfortunatly this is not recognized by any state that I am privy too.
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stuffic — 19 years ago(August 28, 2006 10:40 PM)
"Get that cat outta here!"
(to barbie doll "Rebecca") "Why didn't you give me a sign?"
but the best scene (as mentioned before by ronnieronb73) is him giving the little girl directions about contacting the hospital! "But I thought" "You thought, you thought"
That's why the black & white episodes of "I Dream of Jeannie" and "Bewitched" were sexy, baby! -
DeuxLumieres — 19 years ago(January 03, 2007 08:51 AM)
This always cracks me up, Jamie Cromwell as the realtor, looking into the cat carrier at the brain in the jar, and the way he says, "Oh you have no hair!" is such a riot!
"It puts the lotion on it's skin, it does this whenever it's told."