fave lines?
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delt_ — 19 years ago(June 21, 2006 09:53 PM)
"She just doesn't have enough. vavoom."
(looks at him like he's a complete idiot) "But sir, she's dead!"
"Damn your drunk tests are hard!"
"Waiiiit a minute she's not drunk, she's dead!"
"Dead?!?? Oh my god, i better get her to a cemetery right away!!" (steps on it)
"The operation seems to be a success! but the doctor died." -
mrabago318 — 19 years ago(August 21, 2006 08:13 PM)
In the course of my 33yrs I personaly have performed about half a dozen "citizen divorce's". Up to and including all neccessary hand circles/forward step and dual pointing.unfortunatly this is not recognized by any state that I am privy too.
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stuffic — 19 years ago(August 28, 2006 10:40 PM)
"Get that cat outta here!"
(to barbie doll "Rebecca") "Why didn't you give me a sign?"
but the best scene (as mentioned before by ronnieronb73) is him giving the little girl directions about contacting the hospital! "But I thought" "You thought, you thought"
That's why the black & white episodes of "I Dream of Jeannie" and "Bewitched" were sexy, baby! -
DeuxLumieres — 19 years ago(January 03, 2007 08:51 AM)
This always cracks me up, Jamie Cromwell as the realtor, looking into the cat carrier at the brain in the jar, and the way he says, "Oh you have no hair!" is such a riot!
"It puts the lotion on it's skin, it does this whenever it's told." -
kanuffelrik — 19 years ago(February 26, 2007 12:13 PM)
It's been awhile since I've seen this but there was a part that cracks me up. He's lonely and wants to remarry, so he stands in front of this huge portrait of his late wife and says "Rebecca, if you have any objections, give me a sign." and the picture starts shaking violently, and he goes "Any sign at all." and the portrait shakes and falls right off the wall and you can hear his wife's voice pleading "NO! NO! NO!" and he ignores it and says something like "Well, I guess you don't object. And for the time being I'll just store you in the closet." and he throws the picture in a closet.
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mwfsu84 — 19 years ago(March 19, 2007 03:22 PM)
I hope I get these rightgoing from memory
"When a women who's just had major brain surgery tells you she's got a headache, you've got to believe her!"
In the operating room, commenting on the 'artwork' by the interns.
"I suppose if it was Christmas you'd hang an ornament on it."
And also
"I never want to see that again!"
And when he comes over to Necessitar's castle without his wife
"My wife is a cheap, vulgar s _ _t!"
Bulter "Yah, I've heard this."
Hope those are right! -
dain_bramaged_926 — 18 years ago(March 05, 2008 10:50 PM)
Haha! This movie is so great! It's already been mentioned, but my favourite part is by far when he has the huge spat with his wife and she yells out, "My balls!" when he hits her. And when she went on that nonsensical racist tirade against him I almost wet myself!
I also love the part when they're in the lab and he goes, "You just keep her in this jar like so much marmalade!" Haha. Love it all.
I get the feeling you're violating somebody's basic human rights here