The single funniest scene in the show
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NikolajCostas1005 — 10 years ago(August 28, 2015 11:33 PM)
I couldn't find it on YouTube, but it's the scene from "Enemies" when Marcy and Jefferson go to a soul restaurant and act black to try and fit in.
"Yo there bro! We're new to the hoodwhat can you recommend?"
"Listen homesif you insist on dissing your customers in that manner we are just gonna have to ease on down that road. Woooooord."
"Your mama!"
See you in hell, candy boys! -
DarkMessias — 10 years ago(September 19, 2015 06:30 AM)
When Al shows up in Buds Class and thinks that old teacher is the one Bud had a affair with.
You cradle robber! You Cher!
You can't just take my son, have your way sexually with him, and not expect some repercussions from a concerned parent.I played high school football, I know the score. Son, are you really going out with with this pruneface?
And I'll tell you something else. She lied about her age. The last time she was 40 was 1840. -
TrangPak2 — 10 years ago(October 08, 2015 04:26 PM)
Mine is when the pretty black lady leaves Al's store and he turns thinking the other attractive woman is still there but she is gone to, he sits down and that troll of a woman comes in all aggressive "I need shoes!!"
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sapr — 10 years ago(October 16, 2015 11:18 AM)
After insulting a fat woman in the store:
Fat Woman: -How dare you say that to my face??
Al: -Well, I'd say it behind your back, but my car has only got half a tank of gas!
This always kills me.
Germany declared war on the Jones boys. -
hansenmv — 10 years ago(October 21, 2015 05:45 AM)
there are SO MANY
the dentist/flaherty tells tracy lords "pull back on the camera so we can see it's a human mouth"- "[Who will face the Red Beast] and all the shoevilles stepped forward or did they step back?" >>> I can't find this one
every time Al tries to be Santa "booze on his breath"
when Al is "thinking to himself" - not listening during shoe dick
"Im not a stupid man" lost in thought - Kelly interrupts - Al cuts her off thinking "what happened to me? ."
http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0016726/quotes - i can ONLY think the term "meteorlololigst" - and giggle very out of context
- "[Who will face the Red Beast] and all the shoevilles stepped forward or did they step back?" >>> I can't find this one
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poem — 10 years ago(November 10, 2015 01:43 AM)
Kelly "tapp-dancing" (tap-dancing ?!?) with the janitor before an audience, after she descided she cant tapp (tap? whatever) anyway and will rather go out with a bang instead.
You shall have no other Kates before Kate Winslet. -
discostu004 — 10 years ago(November 19, 2015 12:07 PM)
Al negotiating for the new mustang while holding the shoebox "full" of money. Trying to get a stereo and undercoating and getting a "no, nope, uh-uh" and getting screwed on the plastic wooden gearshift knob