Things I learned from Hard to Kill
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Archived from the IMDb Discussion Forums — Hard to Kill
SweetJohnson2006 — 20 years ago(January 25, 2006 05:32 PM)
- a guy can be in a coma for 7 years and when he wakes up he has a nurse wanting him dude take a shower man
- a guy can be in a coma and wake up and get a shave and look like he hadn't aged a bit
- a guy can take an hour and 20 minutes to realize who says and you can take that to the bank
- a guy can get shot in the arm with a shotgun and still have an arm.
- a kid can get shot at and all the dudes shooting are horrible shots.
- Kelly Le Brock is ugly
- Steven Seagal could make a good movie, one of the few
- a guy could get down his knees and say come cut my heart out, and the dude is such a bad thug
- Steven Seagal can kill anyone
- a guy can have a sawn off shotgun jammed down his mouth and not lose any teeth
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stryteler — 20 years ago(February 11, 2006 06:33 PM)
Actually Trent lost his teeththere was blood all over his mouth.
Kelly is NOT uglyI love her body and voice.
Storm cured himself with chinese medience and some intense workouts.
Storm was driven by revenge and justice.
I think you need to watch the movie againyou might learn something.
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Argyle302 — 12 years ago(November 04, 2013 09:10 PM)
Strom shoves the shotgun barrell in his mouth, and a split second later Senator Trent has a blood ring around his mouth, like he goofed up trying to put lipstick on. It looked like "third grade" stuff. Why not just run a trickle of blood down his lower lip?!
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tj1984 — 19 years ago(April 06, 2006 07:41 AM)
I learned..
- Fat bald guys who run little quickie marts would make a good porno.
- They also hate the Oscars.
- Chuck Mangione is great music after kicking ass.
- You hairline is magically restored since your last film.
- Aikido is the ultimate form of Street Fighting.
- Seagal has no muscle.
- Christian Tissier should of been in this movie.
- Benching the bar is difficult when you weigh 200 lbs.
- Getting blasted at point blank with a double barrel shotgun doesn't kill you. It just puts you in a peaceful coma for seven years
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wheels128 — 19 years ago(May 04, 2006 12:04 AM)
- After being in a coma for seven years, you can easily escape a trained killer by maneouvering your hospital bed through a hospital with a broomstick.
- Trained killers don't actually kill their targets, they just shout "I'm gonna get you, Storm!" again and again and again.
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Nakrophile — 19 years ago(June 05, 2006 04:59 PM)
When surrounded in a public place by multiple assailants brandishing guns, the best course of action would be to kick a man through a window. And then throw him through another.
beep you and die" is the best pre-death one liner ever. -
liamolf — 19 years ago(June 05, 2006 05:08 PM)
That if you are best friends with Steven Segal, you can raise his child for seven years, cover up his feigned death, give up your career and die trying to protect his son for him, and in end he won't give a toss
"I got one! I fackin' got one!"
"What do you want, a fackin' sweetie?! Keep shooting ya' beep -
Travis-Hahn — 19 years ago(August 12, 2006 09:51 AM)
-Trained killers will openly murder people in a crowded hospital without blinking an eye. They will not however make any attempt to prevent an elevator door from closing.
-It's impossible to stop an elevator door from closing
-If a man has information and video footage that would put you in prison it's best to let him sleep helplessly in a coma for seven years. Only when he awakes and is capable of escape should you finally committ to having him killed.
-When a trained killer is tracking an individual he's been trying to kill for seven years punching out a male nurse takes precedent over finishing off the man you were sent to kill.
-In hospitals televisions turn themselves on to reveal the days current events, only to inexplicably turn themselves off 15 seconds later.
-It's possible to exit a building from the exact same side in the exact same room 30 seconds after that room was riddled with machine gun fire without attractin the attention of the people trying to kill you.
-Squinting your eyes will prevent 99% of the bullets flying at your windshield from penetrating the vehicle.
-Even in the United States it's common for police personel to chase individuals through crowded shopping centers with guns blazing. If the a corrupt senator's personal hitsquad wants to tag along that's OK too.
-The quickest way to enter a mall is undoubtably to go through the fountain of water in front of the building.
-A man will retain a robust penis size even after being impotent for a seven year period.
-It's common when remodelling a house for carpenters to simply fold up an ironing board and paint over it. This allows for quick access to any long lost antiques, time capsules or surveillance equipment to be easily retrieved many years later.
-Carjackers willingly accept vehicles which have been riddled with bullets.
-Breaking a mans neck in public is unlikely to attract any police presence.
-Penetrating the compound of a United States Senator who is currently in danger of being killed is quite simple really. Just go through the unlocked windows in the basementthey lead straight to the game room.
-Never hand Steven Seagal a pool cue, especially if he asks. -
BartSmith85 — 13 years ago(July 30, 2012 05:20 PM)
-If a man has information and video footage that would put you in prison it's best to let him sleep helplessly in a coma for seven years. Only when he awakes and is capable of escape should you finally committ to having him killed.
Actually, they didn't know he was alive. -
kstenbch — 12 years ago(September 12, 2013 12:40 PM)
Why don't you actually watch the movie. This time, shut up and actually listen and pay attention. This movie came out before Kill Bill and many of the other cops movies of the 90s and 2000s. Stop reflecting upon it like it came out today. It makes you sound stupid. They thought he was dead until the nurse called Internal Affair when Storm woke up. This is standard procedure when someone wakes up from a coma. Look up their info. and notify someone.
Elevator doors have smooth surfaces, so their is no way to stop it from closing. Most elevators don't have handles on the outside. If you do stick your hand inside, that crunch you will hear is your hand being smashed when the heavy elevator door closes. Elevator doors weigh about 50-100 pounds, so by all means, stick your hand in the door. Pressing the button may or may not stop the door from closing, and if the button inside has been pressed, it may go up anyway. This will all take a few seconds.
Most of the non-uniformed cops in the movie are corrupt cops that work for Calidreze (the mob boss) and now Vernon Trent. They're not super cops. They don't have survival training. Most of Seagal's characters in his movies are cops with military and survival training. His fellow cops, especially the ones coming after him rarely have the same training.