How about a top 100 things ol' Captain Ron Taught Us?
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Archived from the IMDb Discussion Forums — Captain Ron
mfiskey55 — 13 years ago(May 02, 2012 02:17 PM)
Rules to live by, or favorites welcome
- Coulda happened to anyone.
- Always stay clear of the ladder.
- Ya do your job, ya do it well, ya get a better job.
- Incentives are important.
- I learned that in rehab.
- Believing in Jesus helps ya heal quicker.
Keep it going
I almost numchucked you, you don't even realize!
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digitalboy72 — 13 years ago(May 04, 2012 07:30 PM)
- There are gorillas out there, boss.
- Sht happens, cough it up.
- Don't touch his beer! You want a beer you get your own beer.
- You don't wanna be down below if she starts to break up.
"Candy CANES?? Are you mocking me?"
- Dr. Gregory House
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brentnevers — 13 years ago(August 09, 2012 09:56 PM)
- Dollywood is preferable to Disney World
- Playing hide the salami will use up all the water
- Mambo's tattoos are primo work
- Glass eyes need to be custom made
- There is a system to winning Monopoly
- Grand theft auto is a big deal in Cuba
- Puerto Rican women are not cretins
- All boats have dry rot
- You get a lost anchor back by taping bricks to a kid's shoes
- The price of Capt. Ron's beer is $2.50 a bottle
- It is OK to study the charts when cleavage is in sight
- Morning comes about sun-up each day, when you are on a boat
- The tides often trick Capt. Ron
- If you pick up the boss's video camerait is best not to use and film!!