Favorite Quotes
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Pinky2000 — 17 years ago(June 16, 2008 01:14 PM)
Oh there are so many but my favorites:
Chi Chi: Well talk to the man Vida - you speak H o n k y!
Vida: (To Chi-Chi) I am hearby stripping you of all your Princess Points (Makes Hand Motions)
Noxeema: OOOOH That's Voo Doo!
Vida: Hon - do you like not EVER cry in this room?
Chi-Chi: (To Carol-Ann) Mami, there's something you need to know about Vida
Noxeema: Uhh..Vida works out!
Chi-chi: A LOT!
Carol-Ann: Sometimes I think we should just get rid of all the men
Noxeema: Ooh no - you just post-traumatic battery
YOU MADE ME PLAY SECOND BASE! -
arianapeak — 17 years ago(January 28, 2009 10:15 PM)
Miss Vida while watching Sheriff Dollard approach the car: "Oh, what in gay hell?"
Chi-Chi to Bobby Lee: "Ok, I gotta go. I got cramps."
And sheriff's Places Where Homosexuals Go list kills me every time! Flower shops and ballet school, fantastic.
I adore this movie. I absolutely, positively adore this movie. -
rmcrae_deluxe — 16 years ago(September 08, 2009 10:51 AM)
Noxeema and Chi Chi had the best lines, but Vida had a few good ones.
Chi Chi: I didn't ask to come on this trip, did I? No, I don't think so! Did I ask you to be making me over and jump all kinds of hoops like some circus poodle? No, I don't think so! Do I want to go to jail because of some cop killer? No, I don't think so! So as soon as we get to the next town I am jumping on the first man and riding him all the way to New York City and away from you two puckered up, stuck up putas 'cause this trip sucks! It sucks!
Noxeema: Little latin boy in drag, why are you crying?
Chi-Chi: It's just cause the two of you are so pretty, you know. You're so pretty.
Vida: Yes, of course we're pretty, but why are you crying?
Noxeema: Maybe she just found out Menudo broke up.
Chi-Chi: How do I look?
Noxeema: Like the Miami Sound Machine just exploded all over you!
Vida: (To Chi-Chi) I am hearby stripping you of all your Princess Points (Makes Hand Motions)
Noxeema: OOOOH That's Voo Doo!
Chi-Chi: [to the roughnecks] If I was your bread, would you be my butter?
Chi-Chi: I think maybe he's prejudice-said.
Noxeema: I'll bet you were the brightest in your class, weren't you?
Vida: I declare.
Bobby Lee: I declare.
Carol Ann: I declare.
Noxeema: I decline.
Vida: Hun, do you like, ever, not cry in this room?
Don't
eva
let nobody tell you you ain't
strong enough -
Greyshaded — 14 years ago(June 22, 2011 11:25 AM)
"How we gonna where we going okay?"
"I can live with that. P to R to N to the CESS"
"Well you know Princesses are cuter(prettier) than Queens"
"Thats how you pick up a lady"
"Come guys, I got us a ride to Spydersville"
All Chichi's words! LMAO -
tiffanykk2002 — 14 years ago(February 02, 2012 02:34 PM)
Sheriff Dollard going on about men having sex while he's sitting at the bar. That whole moment with him thinking out loud, and him getting emotional always kills me.
Noxeema: The last person to stay in this room, Sam Cooke.
Vida: What in gay hell?
Noxeema: I hope she leaves me those albums in her will.
Noxeema: You were the smartest in your class weren't you? -