there are still some fools who think the acting is good
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kainsvampire — 19 years ago(May 12, 2006 03:57 AM)
evilunleashed.com
They have a whole section dedicated to Resident Evil soundtracks. Just click on either Jill's or Chris's "Perfect Album" and you have the entire dialogue collection for either one.
-Tiffany
"Do my worst, eh? Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons." - Mr. Burns -
kainsvampire — 19 years ago(May 12, 2006 03:52 AM)
Jill: Joseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeph!!
(After arriving at the mansion)
Barry: What is this?!
Wesker: Wow . . . WHAT A MANSION!
Jill: Captain Wesker, where's Chris?
Wesker: Stopit!! DON'T OPEN THAT DOOR!!
Jill: But Chris is . . .
(Gunshot)
Barry: What is it?
(In dining room)
Barry: WHAT?! What is this?
Jill: What is it?
Barry: Blood.
(After fleeing from first zombie encounter)
Jill: Barry?
Barry: What is it?
Jill: Watch out! It's a monster!
Barry: Let me take care of this. (kills zombie) What is it?! (Anyone noticing a pattern with Barry here?)
Jill: Now it's Wesker's time to dissappear!
You have to listen to it to get the full effect, but I just couldn't stop laughing after Rebecca's line, like she found out Santa Clause really exists or something:
Wesker: Enrico?! I'll destroy the S.T.A.R.S. myself, including you.
Rebecca: REALLY?!
Wesker: I'm sorry for my lack of manners, but I'm not used to escorting men . . .
Chris: (chortling) Is this . . .?
Wesker: That's right. This is the ultimate life form . . . TYRANT!!
Chris: (laughs, like he just heard a really good joke)
Wesker: Chris . . .?
Chris: (continues laughing)
Wesker: (whines)Stop it.
dies laughing Oh God . . . there's way too much to list. Funniest dialogue I've ever heard.
"Do my worst, eh? Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons." - Mr. Burns -
Antzy88 — 19 years ago(July 06, 2006 12:27 PM)
I still remember one of the earliest player's guides. There was one particular screenshot with Barry and Jill, and the magazine publishers added a speech balloon pointing at Jill, containing the words 'If you say "What is it?" one more time I'll pop you one. Got that?'
Honestly, I wish I'd counted the number of times someone said 'What is it/this/that?' within the Jill game. It was insane! -
kung_fu_master_uk — 19 years ago(July 07, 2006 02:26 PM)
Incase no-one looks at the other threads, please go here
http://media.putfile.com/Resident-Evil-87
to listen to a hilarious parody of Resident Evil 1. It uses only sounds and voices from the original PS1 game but its put together really well. -
RaQnaROck — 19 years ago(July 08, 2006 11:52 AM)
Yeah that one is classic.
http://www.evilunleashed.com/v2/index.php?section=misc&page=soundtracks-re
Resident Evil Perfect Album - Disc 2 - Chris Redfield
Resident Evil Perfect Album - Disc 2 - Jill Valentine
For all the voice acting. -
Sinistar_Phoenixxx — 19 years ago(January 04, 2007 04:18 AM)
Hey! I posted something there just now at this very ungodly hour of the night!
Please can someone listen? I swear I made this by myself, using sounds from RE1 no plagiarism here.
http://media.putfile.com/Barrys-ADD
It's about Barry being stupid on that part with the ceiling I'm gonna animate this someday if people like it.
When you blink, you close your eyes, and you walk with your feet and not your shoes. -
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mjn-seifer — 19 years ago(December 22, 2006 02:10 PM)
(Some of these will have already been mentioned before but I will coment on what I write here)
Barry: What is it?
(I'm not sure how many times he says this but it's a lot and it's ALWAYS verry flattly like it's no big deal)
Rebecca : Its me Chris.
Chris : Is that you Rebecca?
(Yes, she just said so)
Richard: (Monotone) This house isFull of demons
Jill: What sort of "demon" attacked you?
Richard: AHugesnakeouch!
(Richard really doesn't sound like he's dying here, despite have in massive snake bite in his chest, and if I were him I'd say a lot more than just "Ouch")
Rebecca: CHRIS!! CHRIS!!
(Please shut up!! Most of the time she shouts Chris's name out for no reason, She is the oposite to Barry as far as acting is concerened - While Barry adresses very serious events by UNDERacting Rebecca adresses basic events by OVERacting!)
Chris: We got to the ROOT of the problem
(This line - while cheesey could still have been funny, but Chris had to say it an "I'm reading from a script" type way)
A massive plant is holding Chris in the air - ready to kill him
Rebecca: Chris! You'll DIE!!!
(I think he's worked that out already thank you!)
Barry: it's very powerful on living things!
(I got a different reaction here - All of you are going "As aposed to DEAD things" but really in Resident Evil a weapon that only hurts LIVING things is pretty useless!)