117. Statue of liberty is standing in LA
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clacton0 — 13 years ago(August 27, 2012 08:27 AM)
182 They were still making to much noise at the start with the party.
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starshiptrooper100 — 13 years ago(October 24, 2012 01:59 AM)
- Jarad is moonlighting on Subway.
- Black guys are always Playars!
- You will still have electricity even after several days of Aliens blowing up your city.
- Automatic Blinds are very fragile and will fall down in case of a Earthquake/Alien Invasion.
- Aliens that have invented Intergalactic space travel don't have the ability to detect heat signature from bodies in an apartment.
- If you don't have water make sure you have a lot of Boos around.
- The US military doesn't want to take credit for blowing up Aliens so they will fly planes with no designations at all on them. However they will fly planes that look like an 80's arcade game.
- You will always wake up just before the Aliens want to suck out your brains.
- If an alien eats your brain he's now you and he can go out with your hot girl friend
- Aliens have a soft spot for pregnant earth woman.
- Your face can get real wrecked up like your blood vessels are bursting but it will go away if you get out of the "Alien" LED light.
- If an alien is going to eat you, make sure you say something macho in Spanish like Arnold.
- It won't occur to you to save some water up in containers if the city is getting blown up day after day by an alien invasion.
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bogdanh1 — 13 years ago(October 26, 2012 03:54 AM)
- During an alien invasion all the news anchors from all the channels will disappear first.
- You are rich but your smartphone is still sliding up.
- Living in a high-rise apartment building is the new rich - mansion will not cut it anymore.
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folsoml — 13 years ago(October 30, 2012 12:12 PM)
- During an alien invasion all the news anchors from all the channels will disappear first.
196A. Any even though the anchors are gone, the cameramen MUST keep shooting their empty chairs.
I'm aware that it's just a movie. There's no need to remind me.
- During an alien invasion all the news anchors from all the channels will disappear first.
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fluffset — 13 years ago(January 05, 2013 07:41 PM)
- Dont say beep to your girlfriend if she pregnant, because alien take it as a special case and maybe could give you time to save your a*s!
- With love, your head will turn red!
- With love, you can conquer everything such as alien?
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rsbrandt — 13 years ago(January 09, 2013 10:55 PM)
- Since 1953, audiences have never tired of watching alien probes on the ends of tentacles snake through their basements and penthouses.
- You can run up the stairs to the penthouse of a high-rise condo and not be sweaty or short of breath.
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JonahVarque — 13 years ago(January 16, 2013 10:07 AM)
(I liked 162 and 186 the best).
202. If you're behind a rooftop door that people are shooting at, open it.
203. If you're a playa, just assure your guests that "Everything's under control".
203a. Similarly, if you have a nose 4x the human average, and have had an alien interaction where they've left a strange mark, assure your girlfriend that "It's nothing".
204. Keep the gas fireplace lit in an LA highrise during all alien attacks.
205. If it's clear that aliens are after human bodies, leave your cement fortress and run around in the open for a while.
206. Power and water utilities take a long time to fail during any alien invasio9n. Internet goes first.
207. No matter how much your dog may smell, close your windows during alien attacks, you'll be safer.
208. During aliens attacks, where holing up in the concrete box you're in might always remain a viable option, don't bother to full your tubs and every other container you may have with drinking water. There's plenty of beer in the fridge.
209. If you're a Hollywood type and have therefore seen umpteen dozen alien attack movies already where aliens are killed off by something unusual, DON'T experiment by tossing unusual things at them. Instead, use projectile weapons, knives and cinder blocks. (My Step 1 would probably be a water balloon filled with pee, or to sneeze at them).
WARNING!
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suarez_976 — 12 years ago(June 12, 2013 12:06 AM)
211 - that old black and white film during the cold war that told americans to just duck and cover during a soviet nuclear attack is actually right:
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skizzzo63 — 12 years ago(July 08, 2013 02:44 PM)
212 - Love do conquer all - especially when it's RED!
(maybe the directors are secretely Communists!
Just seen this movie on TV. It's good if you have a 12-years-old mental age.
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seinschatten — 12 years ago(August 05, 2013 11:46 AM)
213 - it only takes 1-2 minutes to fill up a large room with gas using your gas oven, even if a window is wide open.
214 - a gas explosion is deadlier thn an atomic explosion.
215 - if your main weapon during an earth invasion is making people look into your fancy blue light, it's ok to start your invasion at night when 90% of the population are sleeping -
IMDb_wanderer — 12 years ago(December 07, 2013 06:09 AM)
216 - Watching a nuclear explosion through a telescope won't render you blind in at least one eye.
217 - B2 bombers are extremely nimble in flight.
218 - In the event of an alien invasion, hit the water. No aliens would attack anything in the ocean, not for any reason.
219 - The London Eye is more iconic to England than Big Ben.
220 - Blue, hypnotic alien lights can be viewed from a safe distance without any ill effects or hypnosis.
221 - A military chopper that's heading in your direction is coming to rescue you. Especially if it dropped soldiers off at your apartment earlier.
222 - The shockwave from a nuclear weapon detonated several miles away from you cannot destroy your apartment complex.
223 - Brains are blue-coloured in general.
224 - The aliens success in Los Angeles hinges on seizing a handful of people holed up in an upmarket highrise apartment block.
225 - If you want to escape aliens, use a Ferrari and a Jeremy Clarkson mentality. If it fails, call it your best chance of survival and contemplate doing it again.
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joemartinez73 — 10 years ago(July 19, 2015 07:28 PM)
#217 that was not a B2 bomber you asshat, it was a X-47 unmanned drone they were using. Get your beep together before you start poking fun at a movie.
You heard it here first. "Don't let facts get in the way of a good trolling."