"Is this a Monet?"

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nobodies666 — 14 years ago(October 10, 2011 02:39 PM)

All Elis lines are best.
"I did everything you asked. You broke my heart."-Imogen
"I want you to see my best"-Eli

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Pinkpanther0617 — 16 years ago(August 30, 2009 09:03 PM)

My favorite line in the movie, which I use often and my friends are always like "What's that from?", is when Kelly is talking to the 3 girls at the high school about being hot and doing movies. Matt comes over and Kelly says," You guys know Matty here? I hung out with him last night and the guy's the tits." lol. I now say that everything is the tits!

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artnaz — 16 years ago(November 16, 2009 04:26 PM)

Haha, you made me laugh out loud too now! I haven't paid so much attention to that in the movie, but from now on I'm using "it's the tits" too!!!

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Kill-Doug-Szathkey — 16 years ago(November 08, 2009 02:49 AM)

Hands down it's "Well, I certainly can't quote JFK nowcan I, Brian?". That, combined with the look he gives the dudemade me lawl.

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khOsSse — 16 years ago(November 18, 2009 04:17 PM)

no doubt that's the best part Peterson's face ROFL

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BSBronco — 16 years ago(November 14, 2009 08:09 PM)

Porn Star:
"You're name is Klitz?"
Klitz:
".With a K"

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eatcherheartout — 16 years ago(November 21, 2009 06:11 PM)

I rewound this part so many times: at the end when Eli is being interviewed by film students and one asks him, why did you skip film school? Don't you think you're a little young?
Eli: Shut the eff up! Next Question! Faster!
^funniest line in the whole movie.
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gobucs991940 — 16 years ago(November 22, 2009 12:30 AM)

"I loved the way you looked at me."
Damn I loved Cuthbert in this movie. Beautiful, intelligent, and most importantly - real.

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TheGunslinger121 — 15 years ago(April 08, 2010 12:03 PM)

Completely agree eatcherheartout I can't control myself when Eli says that. Absolutely hilarious as is the whole film.
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OMFGFlango — 15 years ago(April 13, 2010 08:12 PM)

I love when Eli calls Matt while he's spying on Danielle
"Man, what the beep!?"
I dont think you understand the importance, Ray! He has a bucket, and they be STEALIN it!!!!!

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scoup — 13 years ago(August 20, 2012 09:24 PM)

Agreed - so funny and so many good lines.

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ToyMonkey — 16 years ago(December 09, 2009 06:22 PM)

My fav. quote will def. be this:
Kelly: Man, there is some talent here. You get those girls together with those assbags right there and shoot 'em humping at, like, a football game or at a prom, that video would sell - beep, I'm good! How do I get these ideas? It's like a gift, you know? It's like I can't control it.
Why So Serious?

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honeymoononice-601-791637 — 16 years ago(December 14, 2009 11:46 PM)

Hahah, I haven't seen this movie in some time but I still say, "I haven't seen your black ass in ages!"

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guitarmann502282 — 16 years ago(December 19, 2009 03:58 PM)

"We're a beep tripod"

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naleyever23-1 — 15 years ago(May 07, 2010 05:20 AM)

Love that line. So few people could have pulled that line off but timothy does it.

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fata1586 — 16 years ago(January 05, 2010 04:44 PM)

i dont know how to post with doing it as a reply but w/e
i dont know how nobody said this line yet
"See, Hugo posh isnt just tits, he isnt just asslaughsI'm me hugo posh is those things, but hugo posh is also heart" I love that line lol