"Is this a Monet?"

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khOsSse — 16 years ago(November 18, 2009 04:17 PM)

no doubt that's the best part Peterson's face ROFL

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despacio se llega lejos

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BSBronco — 16 years ago(November 14, 2009 08:09 PM)

Porn Star:
"You're name is Klitz?"
Klitz:
".With a K"

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eatcherheartout — 16 years ago(November 21, 2009 06:11 PM)

I rewound this part so many times: at the end when Eli is being interviewed by film students and one asks him, why did you skip film school? Don't you think you're a little young?
Eli: Shut the eff up! Next Question! Faster!
^funniest line in the whole movie.
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gobucs991940 — 16 years ago(November 22, 2009 12:30 AM)

"I loved the way you looked at me."
Damn I loved Cuthbert in this movie. Beautiful, intelligent, and most importantly - real.

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TheGunslinger121 — 15 years ago(April 08, 2010 12:03 PM)

Completely agree eatcherheartout I can't control myself when Eli says that. Absolutely hilarious as is the whole film.
The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed.

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OMFGFlango — 15 years ago(April 13, 2010 08:12 PM)

I love when Eli calls Matt while he's spying on Danielle
"Man, what the beep!?"
I dont think you understand the importance, Ray! He has a bucket, and they be STEALIN it!!!!!

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scoup — 13 years ago(August 20, 2012 09:24 PM)

Agreed - so funny and so many good lines.

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ToyMonkey — 16 years ago(December 09, 2009 06:22 PM)

My fav. quote will def. be this:
Kelly: Man, there is some talent here. You get those girls together with those assbags right there and shoot 'em humping at, like, a football game or at a prom, that video would sell - beep, I'm good! How do I get these ideas? It's like a gift, you know? It's like I can't control it.
Why So Serious?

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honeymoononice-601-791637 — 16 years ago(December 14, 2009 11:46 PM)

Hahah, I haven't seen this movie in some time but I still say, "I haven't seen your black ass in ages!"

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guitarmann502282 — 16 years ago(December 19, 2009 03:58 PM)

"We're a beep tripod"

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naleyever23-1 — 15 years ago(May 07, 2010 05:20 AM)

Love that line. So few people could have pulled that line off but timothy does it.

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fata1586 — 16 years ago(January 05, 2010 04:44 PM)

i dont know how to post with doing it as a reply but w/e
i dont know how nobody said this line yet
"See, Hugo posh isnt just tits, he isnt just asslaughsI'm me hugo posh is those things, but hugo posh is also heart" I love that line lol

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DanVl — 16 years ago(February 18, 2010 07:04 AM)

See, Hugo posh isnt just tits, he isnt just asslaughsI'm me hugo posh is those things, but
hugo posh is also heart
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That and his face while saying it lol

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TitzkriegBop — 15 years ago(May 26, 2010 11:36 PM)

"You know who has the killer bud? This fvcker right here!" And then Kelly pulls a totally unsuspecting Klitz up to him. I about died.
Something about the way Klitz said "Baby, I'll do things to you I wouldn't do to a farm animal!" to the porn star at the convention really cracked me up as well.
The prurient herself!

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krasilnikof — 15 years ago(May 30, 2010 06:55 AM)

"Alright people, let's make some beep beep

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bedofskeletons — 15 years ago(June 15, 2010 03:02 PM)

"I could make a better sex-ed film with my mom"
And then the guy in the sex-ed movie: "We're all going to the creek tonight. It's gonna be a gas!!" LMFAO
'What? I cook!'
'Offering people gum, is not cooking.'

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AppleboyProductions — 15 years ago(September 06, 2010 10:29 AM)

I have a Couple of lines, but this two i think are the best
"I swear to god Matt, if you don't fuk her, I'll kill myself.."
"Fuk her for me Matt, for meee!"
Film School Student: Why'd you skip film school? Don't you think you're a little young?
Eli: SHUT THE beep UP! Next question.
Theres one more that i love just because i know somebody with this last name
Ferrari: Your name is Klitz?
Klitz: With a K.
James Cole: I'm here about some monkeys.