"Is this a Monet?"
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eatcherheartout — 16 years ago(November 21, 2009 06:11 PM)
I rewound this part so many times: at the end when Eli is being interviewed by film students and one asks him, why did you skip film school? Don't you think you're a little young?
Eli: Shut the eff up! Next Question! Faster!
^funniest line in the whole movie.
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ToyMonkey — 16 years ago(December 09, 2009 06:22 PM)
My fav. quote will def. be this:
Kelly: Man, there is some talent here. You get those girls together with those assbags right there and shoot 'em humping at, like, a football game or at a prom, that video would sell - beep, I'm good! How do I get these ideas? It's like a gift, you know? It's like I can't control it.
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fata1586 — 16 years ago(January 05, 2010 04:44 PM)
i dont know how to post with doing it as a reply but w/e
i dont know how nobody said this line yet
"See, Hugo posh isnt just tits, he isnt just asslaughsI'm me hugo posh is those things, but hugo posh is also heart" I love that line lol -
TitzkriegBop — 15 years ago(May 26, 2010 11:36 PM)
"You know who has the killer bud? This fvcker right here!" And then Kelly pulls a totally unsuspecting Klitz up to him. I about died.
Something about the way Klitz said "Baby, I'll do things to you I wouldn't do to a farm animal!" to the porn star at the convention really cracked me up as well.
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bedofskeletons — 15 years ago(June 15, 2010 03:02 PM)
"I could make a better sex-ed film with my mom"
And then the guy in the sex-ed movie: "We're all going to the creek tonight. It's gonna be a gas!!" LMFAO
'What? I cook!'
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AppleboyProductions — 15 years ago(September 06, 2010 10:29 AM)
I have a Couple of lines, but this two i think are the best
"I swear to god Matt, if you don't fuk her, I'll kill myself.."
"Fuk her for me Matt, for meee!"
Film School Student: Why'd you skip film school? Don't you think you're a little young?
Eli: SHUT THE beep UP! Next question.
Theres one more that i love just because i know somebody with this last name
Ferrari: Your name is Klitz?
Klitz: With a K.
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spanny1 — 15 years ago(November 29, 2010 09:58 PM)
Hey deep baby, you are so right dude! Now that you mention it, I think I remember that line myself. Didn't Matt say that when he went into the motel room with Danielle? It was just a little throw-away line, but I loved it too. He was referring to some crappy print hanging on the wall in the room, wasn't he?
I know this movie had lots of big funny flashy lines, like "F*uck her for me, Matt!" etc. But for my money, a little line like "Is this a Monet?" is definitely worth the squeeze.