I'm convinced someone was murdered in my kitchen
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JUSTIN BEAVER — 10 months ago(May 18, 2025 06:54 AM)
Imagine walking into the kitchen one night this week and before you turn on the light, you can barely see something floating about half a meter below the ceiling.
It's about the size of a human head and it's moving slowly toward you.
As it moves, it begins to make a slight hissing sound.
You are frozen with fear. You hit the light switch and it's a ghostly apparition of Millard's head and his hair and beard areas are covered with hundreds of black spiders.
The hissing is coming from the spiders.
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Innocent User — 10 months ago(May 18, 2025 07:10 AM)
Your natural state oscillates between rage and panic. You're constantly torn between fight or flight.
Will you please calm down, woman. Slow down your breathing and take the time to assess the situation more thoroughly.
Now, about this ghost. Has it said anything yet or is it still just staring at you?
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Innocent User — 10 months ago(May 18, 2025 07:58 AM)
And rage. Kitchens are full of bad emotion. Burned toast and overdone eggs, meat not cooked when all the side dishes are ready, sunken cake sponge… all these things create such anger and resentment. Ghosts love that ****.
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Innocent User — 10 months ago(May 18, 2025 09:27 AM)
But not really. When they die, animals and plants get it all explained to them. They're shown a picture of me, and appreciate the privilege of having played their part in creating such wonder.
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Apparenly sourdough bread is supposed to be better but idk. All the breads taste the same to me with a raisiny aftertaste.
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