1xx. Maggie Grace has got an amazing body! ;)
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ImGergely — 9 years ago(June 05, 2016 12:14 PM)
Say "Now, take one of these little cans. It's a grenade. Is there a safe place you can throw it? I want you to pull the pin out of the grenade, count to 3 so I can here it."
We learn that one who doesn't recognize a grenade by herself can safely use it.
Don't mention throwing that grenade before or after her counting. This way, you give your daughter a chance to explode herself before the bad guys find her and do whatever to her that's worse than death.
Don't mention anything about the timing of your counting or the safety handle. This is a long established holy protocol."First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out."
This way, even if your daughter doesn't manage to kill herself, you can make sure that any innocent bystander noticing the grenade won't have a chance to take cover.
It's important that our hero hear the counting clearly, so he can magically compensate for the cell phone latency and the other mentioned vast inaccuracies in the measuring process. -
bainf — 12 years ago(July 03, 2013 09:00 PM)
150? Train crossings in Instanbul do not have gates or warning signs
151 When you are about to be taken, ring your daughter first
152 When you are about to be taken, don't ring you connected mates who can stop in seconds you being gunned down in hail of bullets
153 Crash through the american embassy, instead of merrily walking in as American Citizens
154 Leave Emabsssy ten minutes later without a gun, knowing full well you will get one from the first person you kill
155 IPOD nanos can be jailbroken to act as phones -
vestdennis — 12 years ago(August 09, 2013 09:39 PM)
Young girls can outmaneuver trained cops while driving & knows her way around every street.
Foreign terrorists & thugs are incredibly inept & total doofusses when it comes to extracting information from the kidnapped.
Maggie Grace looks damn good in those shorts. -
origin-x — 12 years ago(September 13, 2013 02:27 AM)
Bullet Tooth Tony should have used a metal clothes hook to kill Boris the Blade instead of wasting a full magazine from a Desert Eagle .50. Apparently it works much better.
"I've swallowed the Little Book of Calm!!"
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phixzet — 12 years ago(October 08, 2013 01:20 PM)
1xx. When a highly skilled and clearly paranoid ex-cIA agent who has enemies pre and post career, is traveling in the nexus of Europe and the Middle East Instead of taking a firearm which he apparently is authorized to carry, he'll just bring a phone on an outing with the two most important women in his life.
1xx.a This also applies after noticing a shadowy looking character talking on the phone with his eyes on you. -
raiseer — 12 years ago(December 09, 2013 04:55 PM)
200 Liam Neeson can star in stupid movies which don't even contain krakens.
201 If you need a bodyguard in Turkey, order one from Los Angeles, because apparently Europe doesn't have any. But make sure to tell all Albanians about this, so they'll know he will be there.
202 If your actors don't want to do fight scenes, just hire the worst editor and photographer ever, so the audience maybe won't catch up on that.
203 Don't, and I mean it, don't EVER put ANY interesting scene in a movie. Just crash a few cars and you're good. -
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Uninspired-imdb-ID — 12 years ago(February 15, 2014 11:27 PM)
whatever-Use a shoelace at a certain length to represent the scale distance on a map. Then take that length,and tie it 3 or 4 inches up the pen used for drawing the radius,so that the scale is completely inaccurate.
Uva Uvam Vivendo Varia Fit