Here's mine:
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Jokers_Wilde — 10 years ago(December 30, 2015 12:16 PM)
The priest after Lonestar interrupts the wedding between Princess Vespa and Prince Valium.
WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!
Joker's WildeBuddy Burger. Have us scrape one off the grill..so YOU don't have to scrape one off the road!
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huzdaman — 10 years ago(December 31, 2015 12:23 AM)
Too many to pick from, but here's a few
"What you're seeing is now. Now is happening now."
"What happened to Then?"
"We missed it."
"When?"
"Just now."
"When will
now
be now?"
"Soon."
and,
"It's not that we are afraid. Far from it. It's just, we got a thing about death. It just isn't us."
"I'm your father's cousin's brother's sister's nephew's former college roommate." (or something along those lines) -
Jokers_Wilde — 10 years ago(January 07, 2016 10:18 AM)
"I'm your father's cousin's brother's sister's nephew's former college roommate." (or something along those lines)
What does that make us?
Joker's WildeBuddy Burger. Have us scrape one off the grill..so YOU don't have to scrape one off the road!
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justanicknamed — 10 years ago(January 07, 2016 01:41 PM)
"Man, we ain't found sh!t!" I use that when I'm in the middle of an obviously futile task.
"I'm surrounded by beep I use that around my friends.
"Let's take 5. Smoke if you've got'em." I use that when I bonk my head, especially if I do it hard enough to really hurt.
"Spaceballs - the flame thrower!" I use this when there is something obviously inappropriate (object, action, spoken) around a child.
I have to say, that I probably quote Mel Brooks and his movies more than any other director. -
Jokers_Wilde — 10 years ago(January 07, 2016 05:33 PM)
"Spaceballs - the flame thrower!" I use this when there is something obviously inappropriate (object, action, spoken) around a child.
The kids LOVE this one!
Joker's WildeBuddy Burger. Have us scrape one off the grill..so YOU don't have to scrape one off the road!
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mfoley84 — 10 years ago(January 11, 2016 07:43 AM)
Mine's when they first show Pizza the Hut and he goes in a coarse Brooklyn accent:
"Welll, if it isn't Lone Stah, and his sidekickPuke."
"That's Barf."
"Bahf, puke, WHATEVA!"
I can't get enough of that line, maybe it's because of the delivery. -
izzy520i — 9 years ago(January 16, 2017 06:47 AM)
What's your favorite quote?
Dark Helmet: Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Star.
Lone Starr: What?
Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
Lone Starr: What's that make us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become.