Here's mine:

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Jokers_Wilde — 10 years ago(January 07, 2016 05:33 PM)

"Spaceballs - the flame thrower!" I use this when there is something obviously inappropriate (object, action, spoken) around a child.
The kids LOVE this one!
Joker's Wilde

Buddy Burger. Have us scrape one off the grill..so YOU don't have to scrape one off the road!

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mfoley84 — 10 years ago(January 11, 2016 07:43 AM)

Mine's when they first show Pizza the Hut and he goes in a coarse Brooklyn accent:
"Welll, if it isn't Lone Stah, and his sidekickPuke."
"That's Barf."
"Bahf, puke, WHATEVA!"
I can't get enough of that line, maybe it's because of the delivery.

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petekrug17 — 10 years ago(January 18, 2016 01:38 PM)

It may not exactly be one quote, but another favorite moment of mine is the whole scene where Dark Helmet discovers he's surrounded by @$$h0les.

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AFriendOfMrWhite — 10 years ago(January 22, 2016 12:38 PM)

"You gotta help me, I don't know what to do. I can't make decisions, I'm a president!"
Either that or the way the chain of command works in the ship. "Do something!"

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nitzotz — 10 years ago(January 23, 2016 12:29 PM)

(Mel Brooks, after a long run)
The ship is too big ! If I walk, the movie'll be over.

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member-id — 10 years ago(January 23, 2016 07:29 PM)

While doing a half salute.

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mikebmc — 9 years ago(July 09, 2016 09:37 PM)

Prepare to attack in 3, 2, -What happened? Where are they!!!

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izzy520i — 9 years ago(January 16, 2017 06:47 AM)

What's your favorite quote?
Dark Helmet: Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Star.
Lone Starr: What?
Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
Lone Starr: What's that make us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become.

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plantsrock93 — 4 years ago(January 21, 2022 04:56 AM)

"You idiots! These are not them! You've captured their stunt doubles!"

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AnthonyRocks — 4 years ago(January 21, 2022 08:16 AM)

"oh no….not again"

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WarrenPeace — 4 years ago(January 21, 2022 09:17 AM)

May the… you know the rest.
"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

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ZolotoyRetriever — 3 years ago(June 30, 2022 05:16 AM)

When President Skroob (Mel Brooks) got his head turned around backwards due to the transporter beam malfunction:
"
Why didn't somebody tell me my ass was so big?
"
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Blue Wave — 3 years ago(June 30, 2022 06:18 AM)

I am your fathers' brothers' cousins' nephews best friends' college roommate.
What does that make me.
Absolutely nothing.

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AnthonyRocks — 3 years ago(June 30, 2022 06:49 AM)

"WATER MY ASS! BRING THIS GUY SOME PEPTO-BISMAL!"

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AnthonyRocks — 3 years ago(June 30, 2022 01:54 PM)

"CHECK PLEASE!"

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ZolotoyRetriever — 3 years ago(June 30, 2022 04:02 PM)

Dark Helmet: What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? CHICKEN?

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Filmbuff29 — 3 years ago(March 10, 2023 03:02 AM)

Why didn't somebody tell me my ass was so big?