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    member-id — 10 years ago(January 06, 2016 12:50 AM)

    Way, way to many to count. "Keep firing iceholes"; the bleeps, sweeps, and creeps, and the entire ludicrous speed sequence are among my faves.

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      justanicknamed — 10 years ago(January 07, 2016 01:41 PM)

      "Man, we ain't found sh!t!" I use that when I'm in the middle of an obviously futile task.
      "I'm surrounded by beep I use that around my friends.
      "Let's take 5. Smoke if you've got'em." I use that when I bonk my head, especially if I do it hard enough to really hurt.
      "Spaceballs - the flame thrower!" I use this when there is something obviously inappropriate (object, action, spoken) around a child.
      I have to say, that I probably quote Mel Brooks and his movies more than any other director.

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        Jokers_Wilde — 10 years ago(January 07, 2016 05:33 PM)

        "Spaceballs - the flame thrower!" I use this when there is something obviously inappropriate (object, action, spoken) around a child.
        The kids LOVE this one!
        Joker's Wilde

        Buddy Burger. Have us scrape one off the grill..so YOU don't have to scrape one off the road!

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          mfoley84 — 10 years ago(January 11, 2016 07:43 AM)

          Mine's when they first show Pizza the Hut and he goes in a coarse Brooklyn accent:
          "Welll, if it isn't Lone Stah, and his sidekickPuke."
          "That's Barf."
          "Bahf, puke, WHATEVA!"
          I can't get enough of that line, maybe it's because of the delivery.

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            petekrug17 — 10 years ago(January 18, 2016 01:38 PM)

            It may not exactly be one quote, but another favorite moment of mine is the whole scene where Dark Helmet discovers he's surrounded by @$$h0les.

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              AFriendOfMrWhite — 10 years ago(January 22, 2016 12:38 PM)

              "You gotta help me, I don't know what to do. I can't make decisions, I'm a president!"
              Either that or the way the chain of command works in the ship. "Do something!"

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                nitzotz — 10 years ago(January 23, 2016 12:29 PM)

                (Mel Brooks, after a long run)
                The ship is too big ! If I walk, the movie'll be over.

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                  member-id — 10 years ago(January 23, 2016 07:29 PM)

                  While doing a half salute.

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                    mikebmc — 9 years ago(July 09, 2016 09:37 PM)

                    Prepare to attack in 3, 2, -What happened? Where are they!!!

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                        izzy520i — 9 years ago(January 16, 2017 06:47 AM)

                        What's your favorite quote?
                        Dark Helmet: Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Star.
                        Lone Starr: What?
                        Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
                        Lone Starr: What's that make us?
                        Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become.

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                          plantsrock93 — 4 years ago(January 21, 2022 04:56 AM)

                          "You idiots! These are not them! You've captured their stunt doubles!"

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                            AnthonyRocks — 4 years ago(January 21, 2022 08:16 AM)

                            "oh no….not again"

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                              WarrenPeace — 4 years ago(January 21, 2022 09:17 AM)

                              May the… you know the rest.
                              "Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

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                                ZolotoyRetriever — 3 years ago(June 30, 2022 05:16 AM)

                                When President Skroob (Mel Brooks) got his head turned around backwards due to the transporter beam malfunction:
                                "
                                Why didn't somebody tell me my ass was so big?
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                                  Blue Wave — 3 years ago(June 30, 2022 06:18 AM)

                                  I am your fathers' brothers' cousins' nephews best friends' college roommate.
                                  What does that make me.
                                  Absolutely nothing.

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                                    AnthonyRocks — 3 years ago(June 30, 2022 06:49 AM)

                                    "WATER MY ASS! BRING THIS GUY SOME PEPTO-BISMAL!"

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                                      AnthonyRocks — 3 years ago(June 30, 2022 01:54 PM)

                                      "CHECK PLEASE!"

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                                          ZolotoyRetriever — 3 years ago(June 30, 2022 04:02 PM)

                                          Dark Helmet: What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? CHICKEN?

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