Here's mine:

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nitzotz — 10 years ago(January 23, 2016 12:29 PM)

(Mel Brooks, after a long run)
The ship is too big ! If I walk, the movie'll be over.

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member-id — 10 years ago(January 23, 2016 07:29 PM)

While doing a half salute.

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mikebmc — 9 years ago(July 09, 2016 09:37 PM)

Prepare to attack in 3, 2, -What happened? Where are they!!!

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izzy520i — 9 years ago(January 16, 2017 06:47 AM)

What's your favorite quote?
Dark Helmet: Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Star.
Lone Starr: What?
Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
Lone Starr: What's that make us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become.

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plantsrock93 — 4 years ago(January 21, 2022 04:56 AM)

"You idiots! These are not them! You've captured their stunt doubles!"

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AnthonyRocks — 4 years ago(January 21, 2022 08:16 AM)

"oh no….not again"

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WarrenPeace — 4 years ago(January 21, 2022 09:17 AM)

May the… you know the rest.
"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

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ZolotoyRetriever — 3 years ago(June 30, 2022 05:16 AM)

When President Skroob (Mel Brooks) got his head turned around backwards due to the transporter beam malfunction:
"
Why didn't somebody tell me my ass was so big?
"
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Blue Wave — 3 years ago(June 30, 2022 06:18 AM)

I am your fathers' brothers' cousins' nephews best friends' college roommate.
What does that make me.
Absolutely nothing.

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AnthonyRocks — 3 years ago(June 30, 2022 06:49 AM)

"WATER MY ASS! BRING THIS GUY SOME PEPTO-BISMAL!"

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AnthonyRocks — 3 years ago(June 30, 2022 01:54 PM)

"CHECK PLEASE!"

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ZolotoyRetriever — 3 years ago(June 30, 2022 04:02 PM)

Dark Helmet: What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? CHICKEN?

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Filmbuff29 — 3 years ago(March 10, 2023 03:02 AM)

Why didn't somebody tell me my ass was so big?