Sheldon's Pain Scale
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fourlemons — 9 years ago(November 12, 2016 11:17 AM)
Sheldonian/Wabbitonian/Lemonsonian Pain Scale
1-Pebble in shoe
2-Eating an entire Altoid
3-Witnessing Sheldon trying to seduce someone
4-Holding in a fart during a quiet meeting after a lunch of cruciferous vegetables and sausages.
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10-Face eaten by a monkey
5?
I don't think I've ever looked for frogs under my butt while I was wearing my Snow White gown. -
YouMightRabbitYouMight — 9 years ago(November 12, 2016 03:51 PM)
5-Stubbing your pinky toe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yqp0QAwRnFc#t=1
I big FART -
fourlemons — 9 years ago(November 13, 2016 04:36 AM)
Wabbit, I now interrupt our regularly scheduled program for something very important that I realized. Did you know that when you combine the words "nostril" and "Altoid", you get "asteroid? It just hit me yesterday, kind of like a light bulb exploding in my head.
Now back to the matter at hand.
1-Pebble in shoe
2-Eating an entire Altoid
3-Witnessing Sheldon trying to seduce someone
4-Post cruciferous vegetable gas containment.
5-Stubbing your pinky toe.
6-Tripping over an electric eel and falling into a porcupine.
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10-Face eaten by a monkey
I don't think I've ever looked for frogs under my butt while I was wearing my Snow White gown. -
YouMightRabbitYouMight — 9 years ago(November 13, 2016 08:35 AM)
I have a kickstand puncture scar on the side of my shin.
8.11-Tooling shirtless with shorts down a residential street in a go-kart, coolly steering one-handed. Steering wheel rocks a little bit to one side, over correct a little; compensate back a little too much, over correct once more. Before being bright enough to put two hands firmly on the steering wheel, rock front tires as far to the left as is possible while still having maintained cruising speed. Go-kart and person separating and taking perpendicular paths. Implementing personal braking via friction between limbs and asphalt. Unwedging go-kart from underneath car in random driveway and pushing it back to friend-owner's abode, all the while oozing from four limbs.
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fourlemons — 9 years ago(November 13, 2016 08:48 AM)
Oh Wabbit! That sounds terrible! And
painful
. It makes me want to give you a hug. You're not still oozing are you?
I'll tell you what. I'm gonna make you a present when we're done.
8.99-Peeling off your own face and tearing it in two, and then again and again 'till you have a handful of face confetti.
Sheldon said it. I didn't.
I don't think I've ever looked for frogs under my butt while I was wearing my Snow White gown. -
fourlemons — 9 years ago(November 13, 2016 09:41 AM)
9-Putting the dominoes back in the box before you get to knock them over.
I've got my tickling fingers poised.
Watch it.
I don't think I've ever looked for frogs under my butt while I was wearing my Snow White gown. -
YouMightRabbitYouMight — 9 years ago(November 13, 2016 09:58 AM)
-Popping out for a moment to evacuate one's bowels and catch up on the adventures of the Caped Crusader, only to emerge and discover one's apartment has been transformed into a cabaret.
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fourlemons — 9 years ago(November 13, 2016 10:36 AM)
I made you somefin' Wabbit.
http://imgur.com/a/vmnDx
I suggest laminating them for Christmas gifts. Or perhaps as a bow adornment on a package containing ibuprofen?
I don't think I've ever looked for frogs under my butt while I was wearing my Snow White gown. -
fourlemons — 9 years ago(November 13, 2016 11:29 AM)
I sure did enjoy making it for you, Nigel. And I'll tell you one thing that is
never
painfulwait..let me do this in keeping with the rest of the thread.1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000- Playin' with my Wabbit.
That's a negative sign at the beginning of the number.
And the number is gozillion.
I don't think I've ever looked for frogs under my butt while I was wearing my Snow White gown.