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    fourlemons — 9 years ago(November 13, 2016 08:48 AM)

    Oh Wabbit! That sounds terrible! And
    painful
    . It makes me want to give you a hug. You're not still oozing are you?
    I'll tell you what. I'm gonna make you a present when we're done.
    8.99-Peeling off your own face and tearing it in two, and then again and again 'till you have a handful of face confetti.
    Sheldon said it. I didn't.
    I don't think I've ever looked for frogs under my butt while I was wearing my Snow White gown.

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      YouMightRabbitYouMight — 9 years ago(November 13, 2016 08:59 AM)

      Not in the same fashion, anyhow.
      8.98-Having your ass handed to you to appease the god Loseroneous.
      I big FART

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        fourlemons — 9 years ago(November 13, 2016 09:11 AM)

        Wabbit, you're going backwards.
        8.999-Being tickled silly with no mercy shown.
        I don't think I've ever looked for frogs under my butt while I was wearing my Snow White gown.

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          YouMightRabbitYouMight — 9 years ago(November 13, 2016 09:34 AM)

          9.-0.0001-Leslie Winkle winning Nobel Prize in physics.
          I big FART

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            fourlemons — 9 years ago(November 13, 2016 09:41 AM)

            9-Putting the dominoes back in the box before you get to knock them over.
            I've got my tickling fingers poised.
            Watch it.
            I don't think I've ever looked for frogs under my butt while I was wearing my Snow White gown.

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              YouMightRabbitYouMight — 9 years ago(November 13, 2016 09:58 AM)

              -Popping out for a moment to evacuate one's bowels and catch up on the adventures of the Caped Crusader, only to emerge and discover one's apartment has been transformed into a cabaret.
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                fourlemons — 9 years ago(November 13, 2016 10:36 AM)

                I made you somefin' Wabbit.
                http://imgur.com/a/vmnDx
                I suggest laminating them for Christmas gifts. Or perhaps as a bow adornment on a package containing ibuprofen?
                I don't think I've ever looked for frogs under my butt while I was wearing my Snow White gown.

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                  YouMightRabbitYouMight — 9 years ago(November 13, 2016 10:53 AM)

                  Love it.
                  11,000-Not following 1-10 scale properly.
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                    fourlemons — 9 years ago(November 13, 2016 11:29 AM)

                    I sure did enjoy making it for you, Nigel. And I'll tell you one thing that is
                    never
                    painfulwait..let me do this in keeping with the rest of the thread.

                    1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000- Playin' with my Wabbit.
                    That's a negative sign at the beginning of the number.
                    And the number is gozillion.
                    I don't think I've ever looked for frogs under my butt while I was wearing my Snow White gown.

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                      YouMightRabbitYouMight — 9 years ago(November 13, 2016 12:23 PM)

                      I big FART

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                        kerryedavis — 9 years ago(November 13, 2016 02:35 PM)

                        8-Motorcycle falling on your leg.
                        You left off the part about "while standing still."

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                          fourlemons — 9 years ago(November 13, 2016 02:38 PM)

                          I don't think I've ever looked for frogs under my butt while I was wearing my Snow White gown.

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                            jaynekranc — 9 years ago(November 12, 2016 11:44 AM)

                            Booger jelly beans are better than the vomit flavored ones. ACK!

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                              fourlemons — 9 years ago(November 12, 2016 12:02 PM)

                              Now Jayne, where would you place earwax jelly beans in all this?
                              I don't think I've ever looked for frogs under my butt while I was wearing my Snow White gown.

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                                YouMightRabbitYouMight — 9 years ago(November 12, 2016 03:44 PM)

                                I usually associate vomit aftertaste with some sort of relief, but I can't imagine choosing the taste.
                                https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTWJ1_nF_kU#t=8
                                I big FART

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                                  MurphAndTheMagicTones — 9 years ago(November 12, 2016 09:57 AM)

                                  I've finished entire boxes without blinking.
                                  Chicago Cubs
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                                  WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!!!

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                                    fourlemons — 9 years ago(November 12, 2016 10:01 AM)

                                    Murph! What strong nostrils you have!
                                    I like the word nostrils.
                                    I don't think I've ever looked for frogs under my butt while I was wearing my Snow White gown.

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                                      MurphAndTheMagicTones — 9 years ago(November 12, 2016 11:09 AM)

                                      Nah, my breath just stank that bad. As Eddie Murphy said in
                                      The Nutty Professor
                                      , my breath stank so bad, people looked forward to my farts.
                                      Chicago Cubs
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                                      WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!!!

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                                        fourlemons — 9 years ago(November 12, 2016 11:13 AM)

                                        Gracious sakes, Murph! What had you been eating? An onion and mustard ice cream cone?
                                        At the urging of my childhood friend Cheryl Tiegs, I use Tic Tacs.
                                        I don't think I've ever looked for frogs under my butt while I was wearing my Snow White gown.

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                                          MurphAndTheMagicTones — 9 years ago(November 13, 2016 05:12 PM)

                                          Nah, I just had some broccoli and beans for dinner and washed them down with some crabcakes.
                                          Chicago Cubs
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                                          WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!!!

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