Sheldon's Pain Scale
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fourlemons — 9 years ago(November 13, 2016 11:29 AM)
I sure did enjoy making it for you, Nigel. And I'll tell you one thing that is
never
painfulwait..let me do this in keeping with the rest of the thread.1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000- Playin' with my Wabbit.
That's a negative sign at the beginning of the number.
And the number is gozillion.
I don't think I've ever looked for frogs under my butt while I was wearing my Snow White gown. -
YouMightRabbitYouMight — 9 years ago(November 12, 2016 03:44 PM)
I usually associate vomit aftertaste with some sort of relief, but I can't imagine choosing the taste.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTWJ1_nF_kU#t=8
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fourlemons — 9 years ago(November 12, 2016 11:13 AM)
Gracious sakes, Murph! What had you been eating? An onion and mustard ice cream cone?
At the urging of my childhood friend Cheryl Tiegs, I use Tic Tacs.
I don't think I've ever looked for frogs under my butt while I was wearing my Snow White gown. -
bob-402-252005 — 9 years ago(November 12, 2016 12:00 PM)
I would have given a pebble in the shoe higher than a 1, myself. Maybe I'm thinking of a bigger and more jagged pebble than he is.
I'd've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling kids.
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fourlemons — 9 years ago(November 12, 2016 12:06 PM)
Yes, the smoothness/jaggedness of the pebble would definitely make a difference. I'm not sure Sheldon put enough thought into this. I guess he's gettin' lazy on us ever since Amy turned him into a flamenco-dancing sex beast.
I don't think I've ever looked for frogs under my butt while I was wearing my Snow White gown. -
Gothish — 9 years ago(November 12, 2016 09:08 PM)
I love Altoids! They are indeed super strong and take some getting used to, but if you love peppermint and want fresh breath, not much does the job better than an Altoid.
"Two gin and Frescas"
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fourlemons — 9 years ago(November 13, 2016 04:41 AM)
Mr. Lemons likes Altoids, too. Based on all of the Altoid-eating success stories in this thread, I'm starting to wonder if I need to be assessed for WNS.
(Weak Nostril Syndrome)
I don't think I've ever looked for frogs under my butt while I was wearing my Snow White gown. -
seldon913 — 9 years ago(November 13, 2016 10:31 AM)
Put me down as another anomaly. Altoids and cinnamon red-hots don't bother me a bit, yet any sort of contact between my mouth and a jalapeno is about like a root canal with no Novocaine or even my worst arthritis attack (while my wife can eat cayenne peppers straight and not even need a sip of her drink). On the topic of Novocaine, I'd also put the needle they stick in your gums to deliver it about two steps higher than a normal tooth drilling for a moderate cavity.
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fourlemons — 9 years ago(November 13, 2016 10:49 AM)
Before we put you down as another anomaly, let's be sure. What do you think of
this
cinnamon red-hot?
http://imgur.com/a/mLf8x
I don't think I've ever looked for frogs under my butt while I was wearing my Snow White gown. -