Sheldon's Pain Scale

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YouMightRabbitYouMight — 9 years ago(November 13, 2016 08:59 AM)

Not in the same fashion, anyhow.
8.98-Having your ass handed to you to appease the god Loseroneous.
I big FART

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fourlemons — 9 years ago(November 13, 2016 09:11 AM)

Wabbit, you're going backwards.
8.999-Being tickled silly with no mercy shown.
I don't think I've ever looked for frogs under my butt while I was wearing my Snow White gown.

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YouMightRabbitYouMight — 9 years ago(November 13, 2016 09:34 AM)

9.-0.0001-Leslie Winkle winning Nobel Prize in physics.
I big FART

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fourlemons — 9 years ago(November 13, 2016 09:41 AM)

9-Putting the dominoes back in the box before you get to knock them over.
I've got my tickling fingers poised.
Watch it.
I don't think I've ever looked for frogs under my butt while I was wearing my Snow White gown.

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YouMightRabbitYouMight — 9 years ago(November 13, 2016 09:58 AM)

-Popping out for a moment to evacuate one's bowels and catch up on the adventures of the Caped Crusader, only to emerge and discover one's apartment has been transformed into a cabaret.
I big FART

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fourlemons — 9 years ago(November 13, 2016 10:36 AM)

I made you somefin' Wabbit.
http://imgur.com/a/vmnDx
I suggest laminating them for Christmas gifts. Or perhaps as a bow adornment on a package containing ibuprofen?
I don't think I've ever looked for frogs under my butt while I was wearing my Snow White gown.

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YouMightRabbitYouMight — 9 years ago(November 13, 2016 10:53 AM)

Love it.
11,000-Not following 1-10 scale properly.
I big FART

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fourlemons — 9 years ago(November 13, 2016 11:29 AM)

I sure did enjoy making it for you, Nigel. And I'll tell you one thing that is
never
painfulwait..let me do this in keeping with the rest of the thread.

1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000- Playin' with my Wabbit.
That's a negative sign at the beginning of the number.
And the number is gozillion.
I don't think I've ever looked for frogs under my butt while I was wearing my Snow White gown.

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YouMightRabbitYouMight — 9 years ago(November 13, 2016 12:23 PM)

I big FART

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kerryedavis — 9 years ago(November 13, 2016 02:35 PM)

8-Motorcycle falling on your leg.
You left off the part about "while standing still."

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fourlemons — 9 years ago(November 13, 2016 02:38 PM)

I don't think I've ever looked for frogs under my butt while I was wearing my Snow White gown.

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jaynekranc — 9 years ago(November 12, 2016 11:44 AM)

Booger jelly beans are better than the vomit flavored ones. ACK!

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fourlemons — 9 years ago(November 12, 2016 12:02 PM)

Now Jayne, where would you place earwax jelly beans in all this?
I don't think I've ever looked for frogs under my butt while I was wearing my Snow White gown.

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YouMightRabbitYouMight — 9 years ago(November 12, 2016 03:44 PM)

I usually associate vomit aftertaste with some sort of relief, but I can't imagine choosing the taste.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTWJ1_nF_kU#t=8
I big FART

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MurphAndTheMagicTones — 9 years ago(November 12, 2016 09:57 AM)

I've finished entire boxes without blinking.
Chicago Cubs
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WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!!!

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fourlemons — 9 years ago(November 12, 2016 10:01 AM)

Murph! What strong nostrils you have!
I like the word nostrils.
I don't think I've ever looked for frogs under my butt while I was wearing my Snow White gown.

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MurphAndTheMagicTones — 9 years ago(November 12, 2016 11:09 AM)

Nah, my breath just stank that bad. As Eddie Murphy said in
The Nutty Professor
, my breath stank so bad, people looked forward to my farts.
Chicago Cubs
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WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!!!

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fourlemons — 9 years ago(November 12, 2016 11:13 AM)

Gracious sakes, Murph! What had you been eating? An onion and mustard ice cream cone?
At the urging of my childhood friend Cheryl Tiegs, I use Tic Tacs.
I don't think I've ever looked for frogs under my butt while I was wearing my Snow White gown.

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MurphAndTheMagicTones — 9 years ago(November 13, 2016 05:12 PM)

Nah, I just had some broccoli and beans for dinner and washed them down with some crabcakes.
Chicago Cubs
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WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!!!

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bob-402-252005 — 9 years ago(November 12, 2016 12:00 PM)

I would have given a pebble in the shoe higher than a 1, myself. Maybe I'm thinking of a bigger and more jagged pebble than he is.

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I'd've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling kids.