Sheldon's Pain Scale
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fourlemons — 9 years ago(November 13, 2016 09:41 AM)
9-Putting the dominoes back in the box before you get to knock them over.
I've got my tickling fingers poised.
Watch it.
I don't think I've ever looked for frogs under my butt while I was wearing my Snow White gown. -
YouMightRabbitYouMight — 9 years ago(November 13, 2016 09:58 AM)
-Popping out for a moment to evacuate one's bowels and catch up on the adventures of the Caped Crusader, only to emerge and discover one's apartment has been transformed into a cabaret.
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fourlemons — 9 years ago(November 13, 2016 10:36 AM)
I made you somefin' Wabbit.
http://imgur.com/a/vmnDx
I suggest laminating them for Christmas gifts. Or perhaps as a bow adornment on a package containing ibuprofen?
I don't think I've ever looked for frogs under my butt while I was wearing my Snow White gown. -
fourlemons — 9 years ago(November 13, 2016 11:29 AM)
I sure did enjoy making it for you, Nigel. And I'll tell you one thing that is
never
painfulwait..let me do this in keeping with the rest of the thread.1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000- Playin' with my Wabbit.
That's a negative sign at the beginning of the number.
And the number is gozillion.
I don't think I've ever looked for frogs under my butt while I was wearing my Snow White gown. -
YouMightRabbitYouMight — 9 years ago(November 12, 2016 03:44 PM)
I usually associate vomit aftertaste with some sort of relief, but I can't imagine choosing the taste.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTWJ1_nF_kU#t=8
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fourlemons — 9 years ago(November 12, 2016 11:13 AM)
Gracious sakes, Murph! What had you been eating? An onion and mustard ice cream cone?
At the urging of my childhood friend Cheryl Tiegs, I use Tic Tacs.
I don't think I've ever looked for frogs under my butt while I was wearing my Snow White gown. -
bob-402-252005 — 9 years ago(November 12, 2016 12:00 PM)
I would have given a pebble in the shoe higher than a 1, myself. Maybe I'm thinking of a bigger and more jagged pebble than he is.
I'd've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling kids.
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fourlemons — 9 years ago(November 12, 2016 12:06 PM)
Yes, the smoothness/jaggedness of the pebble would definitely make a difference. I'm not sure Sheldon put enough thought into this. I guess he's gettin' lazy on us ever since Amy turned him into a flamenco-dancing sex beast.
I don't think I've ever looked for frogs under my butt while I was wearing my Snow White gown.