Sheldon's Pain Scale
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fourlemons — 9 years ago(November 13, 2016 09:41 AM)
9-Putting the dominoes back in the box before you get to knock them over.
I've got my tickling fingers poised.
Watch it.
I don't think I've ever looked for frogs under my butt while I was wearing my Snow White gown. -
YouMightRabbitYouMight — 9 years ago(November 13, 2016 09:58 AM)
-Popping out for a moment to evacuate one's bowels and catch up on the adventures of the Caped Crusader, only to emerge and discover one's apartment has been transformed into a cabaret.
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fourlemons — 9 years ago(November 13, 2016 10:36 AM)
I made you somefin' Wabbit.
http://imgur.com/a/vmnDx
I suggest laminating them for Christmas gifts. Or perhaps as a bow adornment on a package containing ibuprofen?
I don't think I've ever looked for frogs under my butt while I was wearing my Snow White gown. -
fourlemons — 9 years ago(November 13, 2016 11:29 AM)
I sure did enjoy making it for you, Nigel. And I'll tell you one thing that is
never
painfulwait..let me do this in keeping with the rest of the thread.1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000- Playin' with my Wabbit.
That's a negative sign at the beginning of the number.
And the number is gozillion.
I don't think I've ever looked for frogs under my butt while I was wearing my Snow White gown. -
YouMightRabbitYouMight — 9 years ago(November 12, 2016 03:44 PM)
I usually associate vomit aftertaste with some sort of relief, but I can't imagine choosing the taste.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTWJ1_nF_kU#t=8
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fourlemons — 9 years ago(November 12, 2016 11:13 AM)
Gracious sakes, Murph! What had you been eating? An onion and mustard ice cream cone?
At the urging of my childhood friend Cheryl Tiegs, I use Tic Tacs.
I don't think I've ever looked for frogs under my butt while I was wearing my Snow White gown. -
bob-402-252005 — 9 years ago(November 12, 2016 12:00 PM)
I would have given a pebble in the shoe higher than a 1, myself. Maybe I'm thinking of a bigger and more jagged pebble than he is.
I'd've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling kids.
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fourlemons — 9 years ago(November 12, 2016 12:06 PM)
Yes, the smoothness/jaggedness of the pebble would definitely make a difference. I'm not sure Sheldon put enough thought into this. I guess he's gettin' lazy on us ever since Amy turned him into a flamenco-dancing sex beast.
I don't think I've ever looked for frogs under my butt while I was wearing my Snow White gown. -
Gothish — 9 years ago(November 12, 2016 09:08 PM)
I love Altoids! They are indeed super strong and take some getting used to, but if you love peppermint and want fresh breath, not much does the job better than an Altoid.
"Two gin and Frescas"
"Shaken, not ridiculed"